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College Football Top 25 Article

hilarious! it helps your response count if you post the actual article to the thread. we're all lazy drug addicts here.

I thought the UGA segment was great, as I was driving through Georgia this spring as well: "I drove through Georgia this spring, and that whole state looks like a backyard some asshole left unattended."

true, but it was a very very beautiful backyard, at least.

and Ohio State: "it's because of YOU that people from the South are actually feeling good about yourself"
 
i understand, as a lazy drug addict myself, that's why i just posted the link.

also, as a tennessee fan living in shithole atlanta, i liked the UGA one as well.

i also like the penn state

19. Penn State: Listen, I don't wanna say mean things about Joe Paterno. He's a national treasure and a sweet old man. But he's gonna poop himself on the sidelines this year. He is. Someone will ask him over the headset if he's happy with the defensive formation and he's not gonna hear them because he'll be too busy unloading into the cheesecloth he wrapped around his Jockeys. Then he'll have to stay still the entire half so that no one will know, with poop running down his gimpy old leg the whole time. Then he's gonna go into the locker room and be like, URRGH I SHIT MYSELF AGAIN, BOYS! Then they'll have to wipe him off and wheel him back out. I don't want that to happen. It's not right. Let the man go out with dignity. Cut his oxygen tank tube.
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and this wh0ar's fartbox certainly grab's your attention.

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thanks TLB. feel free to merge.

as much as i'm looking forward to football, it's going to be a painful year for us.
 
lolz. That was great. I love the Miami one. White dude driving a mid-life crisis car with a THUG license plate. So true about so many of our fans. Probably South Florida in general. Everybody wants to be a thug down here, as if it's a good thing. The thug thing only looks cool if you are a football player from the 80's.
 
^ very true about SF. everyone thinks I'm freakin' Cuban when I get down there and they talk to me in Spanish and point me out to the nearest Cubano sammich stand. during those days, the U was the most frightening football team around. my uncle still is scared.

hahaha @ Penn State. I was actually at the game where Joe Pa shit his pants and had to run across the field to the bathroom right before half-time. everybody was a little scared, thinking that he was hurt or something, but in all actuality he had to clean up his old man poo.

TLB, I'm thinking about leaving this thread as it's own because it is more of a comedic approach to college football, not the totally serious approach we take in the other official thread. kewl?
 
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