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Cold Fart?

Nah, I was completely sober at the time, just a tad bit dehydrated.

And no, no ice sculptures were involved.8)
 
This is a pretty simple mystery, and I feel I should shun you all because of its simplicity.

Our body's ability to sense cold comes from the stimulation of cold receptors as part of our nervous system. These receptors can be stimulated through neuropathy, chemical interactions, as such with menthol, or through actual temperature differences. Basically what happened is a substance that had not fully been metabolized reacted with the cold receptors around his anal opening, and colon, causing the feeling of cold. Because he stated that it wasn't ice or extreme cold, its simple that the amount that often isn't metabolized (depends on substance, can be between 5 and 25% of the original intake of something that ends up in the stool / gas content in our intestinal tract). Basically, the common sense that a basement would be cooler than other rooms, in combination with possibly unmetabolized substances makes for the simple conclusion.

In other words, case closed on the story of the frozen asshole. Sounds like someone got a litle visit from frosty the stoolman.
 
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Dude,thats grubby! I mean,first off,do you always check the temp. of your farts?Which means i think you had to put your hand in front of your exit hole[maybe in your case,enter] .Sounds to me like you do this a lot.So I'm sure you miscalculated a few times,and shit on your hand![just kidding dude] I looked in my med. book,and it sounds like you have rectalismanium.Its a little complicated to explain,but I'll give it a shot: On both sides of the rectum eye,you have the clamper's,now the clamper's is what cuts the feces according to the command of the rectum eye.Now your kaniffer valve controls the air pressure within the anus , thus,when over-worked,[which is normal] creates the temp. within the anal walls to rise rapidly,which in return,produces a warm like gas[fart] but when constipated,then this whole procedure goes wary.Its like having a machine,but you haven't started it up in a while,its going to run cold.
 
Remember to take down a detailed account of everything in consideration here for next time. Maybe some blood pressure readouts are in order.
 
bigdaddy123 said:
Dude,thats grubby! I mean,first off,do you always check the temp. of your farts?Which means i think you had to put your hand in front of your exit hole[maybe in your case,enter] .Sounds to me like you do this a lot.So I'm sure you miscalculated a few times,and shit on your hand![just kidding dude] I looked in my med. book,and it sounds like you have rectalismanium.Its a little complicated to explain,but I'll give it a shot: On both sides of the rectum eye,you have the clamper's,now the clamper's is what cuts the feces according to the command of the rectum eye.Now your kaniffer valve controls the air pressure within the anus , thus,when over-worked,[which is normal] creates the temp. within the anal walls to rise rapidly,which in return,produces a warm like gas[fart] but when constipated,then this whole procedure goes wary.Its like having a machine,but you haven't started it up in a while,its going to run cold.
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I can only imagine you were high when you wrote that. Eitherway, muscle contractions releasing pressure from inside the instestinal tracts, and colon, is pretty unbelievably wrong. Sure air flowing over a body of tissue can create the sensation of cold by causing the movement of air so that the body of warm air resting over the tissue is removed and later replaced by another body of air. But the thing to remember with this is that it could most likely be unmetabolized substances that react to cold sensing nerve endings. The other would be that the temperature of the area surrounding his anal opening were decreased due to the temperature of his basement, and as you all should know, when a cooled mass of tissue is rapidly warmed, there is both the sense of pain and possibly cold.

In all honesty, I find this little debacle, or rather "mystery" to be a bunch of bullshit to look at. True story, but who the fuck cares at the explaination of it. Its like asking the everyday jackass how a cathode ray tube works and how its used in televisions to display a picture. They ain't going to be able to explain it, and even if someone went ahead and whispered them the answer, they wouldn't be able to understand it. What I'm saying is, even if you got the correct explaination, you wouldn't understand it, and would most likely have other morons debating it, so why bother explaining it.

Oh well, I'm a little high... whatever. :|
 
I've had cold farts before, I think it's due to the de-sensitization of the anus nerves or something. If the asshole isn't as sensitive maybe it just doesn't feel the heat?
 
DarkCode said:
In all honesty, I find this little debacle, or rather "mystery" to be a bunch of bullshit to look at. True story, but who the fuck cares at the explaination of it. Its like asking the everyday jackass how a cathode ray tube works and how its used in televisions to display a picture. They ain't going to be able to explain it, and even if someone went ahead and whispered them the answer, they wouldn't be able to understand it. What I'm saying is, even if you got the correct explaination, you wouldn't understand it, and would most likely have other morons debating it, so why bother explaining it.

Oh well, I'm a little high... whatever. :|
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a little high and a little bit MORE conceited
 
It's a shame these smart asses had to give a reasonable explanation to this.

A cold fart, to this forum without these two guys could have been the biggest mystery ever recorded.
 
New, you're still alive, aren't you? I don't want to add cold farts to my list of fears (it would go right under nuclear war).
 
StagnantReaction said:
New, you're still alive, aren't you? I don't want to add cold farts to my list of fears (it would go right under nuclear war).
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Yeah, I'm fine.

Just being a bit more wary of my ass gas temp.
 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! FUCKING AWESOME!!!

This thread made my day. I ROFL'ed.

But now that i think of it i have had a cold fart or 2 in my lifetime. but i just didnt think nothing of it.

And nah, you aint gotta have anything to do with your hands to tell the temperature of your fart. if you have a cold fart you know how it feels.

Man im fuckin immature for a 20 year old i find this whole topic hilarious and very interesting.
 
then ms lacey k, youre like the rest of us and have never lost interest in potty humor!

im 19 and love this thread!
 
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