"Cocaine brick" turns to crumbly cheese (updated 03/03/2006)

imagine killing 4 ppl n their kids (if there were ne) n realising u did it for a block of cheese i suspect the hitman (if they werent a cop) would turn around n shoot ya
 
ktx49 said:
fucking kill and execute the stupid bitch.

18 years old ;\ i bet she was listening to 3-6 mafia song "kickin in the doors i make them bitches hit tha floor fo keys"

whatta idiot....she heard some stupid rappers talk about it and thought she was hard cause she's from tha "M-Town" and "kickin in the door i make them bitches hit tha' floor fo' keys"

hahahhahahahaha idiots i hate people who listen to rap and then try to act it out....like its cool to rob people or something??? ya that really gets you somewhere...
Creakle said:
Wow. You assumed six things at once.
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haha
 
Banquo said:
why is it that everytime someone tries to hire a hitman, they end up talking to an undercover cop?
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i guess becouse normal people dont have real access to hitmans, and the most "exposed"/"advertised" ones are prolly all cops
 
stinkfoot said:
i think you're confused.

they didn't have any coke. they had a block of queso fresco cheese. it's a mexican cheese that comes in a roundish block.

she saw the block of cheese and thought it was a block of cocaine.

and just for the record........actually queso fresco isn't "crumbly", if i'm not getting my cheeses confused, it's actually very soft and smooth and melts very easily.

stupid bitch was probably tweeked out....
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I may be wrong, but isnt queso fresco same thing as chiwawa (sic, like the dog) cheese? Cuz chiwawa would look a little bit like good flaky coke if say the corner was cut off an there was a lil pile of it there.
 
yeah she got it from some stupid rapper!!! What a shmuck you are.. She probabally was just feinding bad.......dumb little bitch!
 
Teen gets 15 years in mistaken cheese case

Chicago Sun-Times
March 3, 2006

MEMPHIS, Tenn. -- A woman who apparently thought a block of white cheese was cocaine has pleaded guilty to trying to hire a hit man to rob and kill four men.

Jessica Sandy Booth, 18, was sentenced to 15 years in prison.

Authorities said Booth hatched the plot after visiting the intended victims' home and mistaking fresco -- a white, crumbly cheese common in Mexican cuisine -- for cocaine. That inspired the idea to hire someone to break into the home, take the drugs and kill the men.

The hit man she hired turned out to be an undercover police officer.

Booth planned to take part in the murders, and went with the officer to buy a handgun, authorities said. She told investigators that she planned to make sure all possible witnesses were killed.

Booth pleaded guilty Monday to four counts of attempted first-degree murder.

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-cheese03.html
 
It's ironic that attempting to murder 4 people for their "drugs" can actually get you less jail time than the owners of the "drugs" might have got if they'd been real, lol.
 
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