A friend of mine and myself had just left his house and were riding our bikes back to my house (we were just 15 at the time, didn't drive). This was at about 12:05 am. As we get onto the street on our bikes, my friend who's wearing really long, baggy jeans does not want to get his pants caught in the spokes, so he rolles them up abit. We then start riding to my house, but don't even get 30 seconds from his house when 4 cop cars (I know this sounds far-fetched, especially in a small quiet neighbourhood) swarm around us, and all the cops scream for us to stop, and get off of our bikes. We do so, and the cops start immediatly giving us a bullshit story, saying they had "reports of gun-shot sounds" in the neighbourhood (a crock of shit. a quite neighbourhood, populated mainly by elderly european people, in which me and my friend had been sitting in his backyard all night. We heard nothing resembling even a fucking bird chirping). Anyway, i have my pipe and a bag of what remains of my reefer in my utility pocket on my shorts, as well as 1 pill of E, and i'm ripped out of my mind, which is evident by the dead-givaway smell, red eyes, slightly idiotic speech etc. My friend (who had quit weed at that time), was arguing with this bitch cop, asking why the fuck we were being pulled over for nothing. Imediatly, the cop starts searching him. I begin to freak out, knowing i'm next, and i become so scared that my voice goes all trembly, and my body literally begins to shake abit, which is noticable because i'm holding a bag of cookies (munchies lol) and they shakin all over in the bag. The 1 cop finishes searching my friend, and finds nothing, but for some reason keeps searching him a bit more. He then comes over to me to pat me down and search me. He begins patting me down and JUST when he's like an inch or so away from my pocket with my shit in it, the other cop, still in his car, tells his asshole buddy to stop, and calls me over to the car. I walk over, still nervous as fuck, dropping a few cookies from the bag as I walk over, and he starts asking me basic questions, name, have u been in trouble with the law, etc. I'm still shaking like a fiend, and am no controlling the volume of my voice at all. When asked 'if I've been in trouble before', I practically shout at the officer, "with the law!! Hell NO!", to which my friend begins to have a good laugh while he stands aside with the other cops, who tell him to shut the fuck up. The cop keeps asking me questions, and i begin to get suspicious because he's no longer asking questions about me, but he keeps asking me question after question about my friend, yet they never questioned my friend at all, only me. The particular cop in the car, I'm sure could tell I was high as a kite, but was a hell of alot nicer to me then the others. after his questions, he asked if where I was going, and i explained that I was just on my way home and that i needed to be home for 12:30 (it was about 12:25 now). He started being very nice and apologetic, saying 'sorry for the trouble, you guys can go home, just keep out of trouble' etc. I thanked the officer with the most stoned looking smile on my face that you can imagine, thanking the officer in a loud "THANKS SO MUCH SIR!" as if he had just saved my life, and with that i hopped on my bike, and my friend and I booked it the fuck out of there. Eventually i told my friend that they were asking all about him, and he then explained to me that they probobly were suspicious of his sted-dad whom was living with him at the time. Apparently, his step-dad was a dealer and also running a grow-op, (which i didn't know at the time, though later i grabbed from him quite often after that lol). Unfortunatly, several months later, his house was raided and some plants and things (not much at all) were found in his room. I'm not sure what happened to him however, as he has not been sentenced yet, and this happened quites some time ago, which is the strange part. I'm not sure if he was really prosicuted at all....anyway....the point is, i'm glad i didn't get caught, and that was my close call. -->> Since then, I've been pinched by my parents twice for mushrooms, and the second time for mushrooms, ecstasy and reefer. strangely, my mother found my pipe one day, but did NOT know it was for weed. she thought it was for smoking tobacco, and told me to get rid of it. Even stranger was that to find the pipe, she had to go through my drawer where i hid my E, which was literally RIGHT under the pipe. she missed the E completly. -->> Another close call I had was at school, When i had an E in my pocket along with my bowl and reefer, and had been out to smoke at lunch. As my friends and I arrived back at school, the Prinicipal was waiting right at the entrance for us! This imediatly set off the most scared and paniked feeling I've ever felt in my life(besides the cop incident), but he told us to follow him to his office, which we did. When we arrived, the VP was in there as well. I was the first in the line of me and my friends to walk into the room, and as I got in, ripped and scared out of my skull, I tripped over my own fucking foot and fell over, clipping the side of my head on the Prinicipal's desk. My friends looked scared as fuck, and thought that i was gonna give them away because of my clumsy-ass mistakes, which were evident. I got back up, apologised in a manic way -'sorry, oh my God sorry! is your desk ok!? sorry lol'), and then stood at the end of my friends. The principal and VP both asked 'well boys, do you have something to tell us?....", we looked at eachother, and said "such as?". The VP said, 'well if you have anything to say, or show us, now would be the best time to do it'. Again we looked at eachother, and then i sed "such as?" again. They simply said, "alright, just admit it guys". We thought we were done, and then, my friend blurts out "OK, just what the fuck are you accusing us off?". Turns out, some1 implicated us in a supposed "firecracker" explosion out in front of the school. We all began talking at once, trying to explain a story about how we had no part in this firecracker thing, but trying to not give away that we were out smoking joints ofcourse. We all talked over eachother, and our stories were all different ranging from " we just went to go get lunch at the mcdonalds down at such-n-such" to " well we had to go down to the nursing home to visit 'blank's' grandmother". The Principal and VP, eventually just looked at us all, and said " you kids get way too much time for lunch. get to class, and be here on time next time around, or you got detention" and that was that. We were so relieved, we all just got out and laughed and, "blank" was just like "yes, mates, there is a God, and his name maryjane.", which was kind of a fucked thing to say at the time, but ah well. anyway, sorry for the length. better than muti-posting i guess
