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Christmas Songs.

Never knew this song originated in Ukraine always was my favorite carol back in the day and still brings feelings of something....

Like this one cause of the kittens playing :)

Ukraine version
 
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There's only one Xmas song as far as I'm concerned.






That's when I actually gave a shit about this stuff...
 
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Edit: This is by far my favorite Xmas song ever. It's from Shaved Fish, which is also my favorite Lennon album.
 
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RIP, Joe Diffie. You always were bigger than the Beatles in total mass and circumference.
 
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This song always brings to mind one of those really upbeat numbers by Mariah Carey and so on...

 
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Merry Christmas everyone!




Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.

I'm Rudolph and I quit.
Just who's he think he is?
That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh,
crackin' that fuckin' whip.
And me stuck up the front, with these other useless cunts,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
And what about us elves,
we've had enough as well,
workin' in that freezing cold, it's cold as fucking hell,
we work until we drop, with our bollocks freezin' off,
stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.

I'm Santa Claus' wife,
I know what he's really like,
sneakin into those little kid's rooms
he's a fuckin' paedophile,
A devious old drunk,
and I'm married to the cunt,
So stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
 
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