Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

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What happened at the zoo?
The bird and I did the head dancing then it flew into a web, which is where our stories diverge. This being a zoo and not nature I helped the bird from it's web and flew on it's back to zoriandopolis
 
Cicadas are awesome, but omg, so LOUD. They used to bug (see what i did there?) the hell out of me as a kid in summer. It's funny, I'd pay good money just to hear that sound of a zillion Cicadas again.


Cicadas are nature's kamikaze suicide bombers. They have an insect IQ of 6...which is low even for an insect. They are dumb enough to be tricked into the shittiest evolutional process of being buried for 17 years only to emerge with absolutely no purpose on earth other than to annoy and dive bomb humans. They aren't even a legit food source for any animals. It's like god had some fucking "creation lent" left in his flowing robe on the 6th day, rubbed it on his smelly unrested balls and threw it to earth and that became cicadas.

I bet Noah went around to all the other animals and made it a rule that none of them could get on the boat if they told the cicadas what was going down. Bet he was fucking pissed when useless cicada #1 smacked him in the face the first time he lit his lantern.
 
My Dad sent me this in response to my Mantid tale:

1. Just sit and see what happens: Our spiritual short-sightedness often causes us to look far away — in space and time — for what’s really right in front of us. Zen teaches us to simply sit and embrace the moment, with no further ambitions than this. If we are with other people, we celebrate their company as a gift.

2. Savor this moment as if it were your last breath: You can live only one day at a time, and no one can be certain that they will wake up the next morning. So let’s not postpone happiness. The best moment of your life is always this one.

3. Avoid distractions: An old Japanese proverb says that a hunter who takes aim at two prey at once will kill none. The same thing happens when we try to follow a conversation or read a book at the same time as checking our phone. Zen teaches us to do one thing at a time, as if it were the most important thing in the world. If you do it that way, it undoubtedly will be.

4. Free yourself from everything that isn’t essential: One can recognize an expert traveler more by what they leave at home than what they carry in their suitcase. Life is a thrilling adventure through which it’s best to travel light, so every day, whenever you feel overburdened, ask yourself, “What can I let go of?”

5. Be your own friend: Rather than comparing yourself to others and worrying about what other people think, assume that you are unique in the world.

6. Celebrate imperfection: If not even nature in all its complexity, with all its births and deaths, is perfect, then why should you be? Each failure is a sign that you should take a different path. Each flaw is an invitation to polish a diamond. If you have the will to improve, then it’s perfect to be imperfect.

7. Practice compassion: From a Buddhist perspective, feeling sorry for someone doesn’t mean feeling pity but rather a profound empathy that allows us to travel toward the situation of the other to understand their motivations and, if necessary, their mistakes. Each person acts according to the moment of personal growth in which they find themselves. Even when they behave in hateful ways, it’s the best they can do with what they have.

8. Let go of your expectations: Making predictions, waiting for certain things to happen, is a guaranteed way to kill the moment. Ichigo ichie is experienced with the uncluttered mind taught by Zen.

I love it.

Full article here: https://forge.medium.com/how-the-ja...hie-can-tune-you-in-to-your-life-b919dece8c1b
My father also regaled me with Alan watts tails after I sharedy eagle eggsperience
 
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My continued sobriety is worse than death, yet I still live on
Trying to force smiles on my face
To replace my depression with numbness

I tell myself that it's worked
That I don't feel cravings anymore
But deep down, I know that I'll never
Be anything resembling stoned again
Sobriety is my coffin it's time to shut the lid

One final dab and this will all end
I can't fight the inevitable so I embrace it
Embrace sobriety

😣
 
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My continued sobriety is worse than death, yet I still live on
Trying to force smiles on my face
To replace my depression with numbness

I tell myself that it's worked
That I don't feel cravings anymore
But deep down, I know that I'll never
Be anything resembling stoned again
Sobriety is my coffin it's time to shut the lid

One final dab and this will all end
I can't fight the inevitable so I embrace it
Embrace sobriety

😣
There's part for you in my punishment too. Listen to it.
 
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My continued sobriety is worse than death, yet I still live on
Trying to force smiles on my face
To replace my depression with numbness

I tell myself that it's worked
That I don't feel cravings anymore
But deep down, I know that I'll never
Be anything resembling stoned again
Sobriety is my coffin it's time to shut the lid

One final dab and this will all end
I can't fight the inevitable so I embrace it
Embrace sobriety

😣

Dramaaaaaaaaaaaa Queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen Alerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt. But you good man? Are you a happy boi?
 
Why does me make me laugh so much? I think it's the accent. Aren't we friends? I mean, do I look like a Monkey to you? A banana in my ass? How much are you charging? ;)
My accent isn't funny it's very serious.
For your punishment, we shall now proceed to red hot iron rod with barbed wire around it in your ass, because of you insulted my accent.
 
Why does me make me laugh so much? I think it's the accent. Aren't we friends? I mean, do I look like a Monkey to you? A banana in my ass? How much are you charging? ;)
When he says "punishment" and it's like "POONISHment" I can't help but think I'm watching some Fins doing BDSM porno in English for greater international sales.

(btw I think I watched too much porn last night) but the good news is I didn't blow my load so I didn't get cucked by the porn. That's the important part. @DeadManWalkin'
 
When he says "punishment" and it's like "POONISHment" I can't help but think I'm watching some Fins doing BDSM porno in English for greater international sales.

(btw I think I watched too much porn last night) but the good news is I didn't blow my load so I didn't get cucked by the porn. That's the important part. @DeadManWalkin'

HYPOCRITE!
 
I didn’t wanna mix a funny post with my sad one. My poor pupper has an ear infection and she’s all miserable. Poor wee woman!! She’s been snuggling me all day and whimpering. She has good ear drops for the infection and pain and she walked to the fridge twice to get me to put more in but she has to wait until bed time for the second dose. My wee woman 😭😭😭
 
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