Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

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Just got done fucking.


Boy I did a good job


Pleasured 6 sets of identical triplets. Boy were they some dirt bag slutty slut sluts.

At one point I had all 18 bent over in a circle and I sat naked on a roomba while it went around the room and licked every single one of their skanky buttholes.

After a 22 fortnight dry spell I was finally able to live out my 22nd favorite fantasy.

I am sure each on of them had atleast 3 orgasms and I stayed hard the entire night....even after ejaculating 10 times.

They were all such dirt whores and they all did everything I asked of them. Like at one point I asked all 18 of them to stand at attention and recite an edgar Allen Poe poem and hold eye contact with me while I stomped on their feet and jerked off at the same time.



Getting ready for this total fuck fest rager I'm about to have with Betty White and 5 women from each younger generation of the white family.

 
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

the white's just called and canceled. Guess I'll just sit around all day and have a pity party o BL

 
If you do that, there will be so many nuns orgasming simultaneously! DO IT!

—Wizard

I'm gonna eat a kebab for sure, thx wizard.

You should run a kids show, you seem like you have the kind of energy kids would respond to. You could call it "Acid time with the Wizard of the Creek" (naturally you would be on acid too). Then you could start banging all the single moms you meet by pretending to care about their kids! Maybe rent a ranch or old western movie set somewhere and give horse tours and stuff and slowly establish a commune there and you could feed em lots of acid and you know, start doing less yourself, but you know, give all the single moms you accrue lots of acid and spiritual guidance and establish this massive kids show. You could call your ranch "Spahn Ranch" or maybe "Neverland Ranch" ... but I'm just spitballing.

Anyhow, get back to me through my agent, I gotta run all this past legal. We're definitely a go on the Vietnamese puke porn though.
 
I'm gonna eat a kebab for sure, thx wizard.

You should run a kids show, you seem like you have the kind of energy kids would respond to. You could call it "Acid time with the Wizard of the Creek" (naturally you would be on acid too). Then you could start banging all the single moms you meet by pretending to care about their kids! Maybe rent a ranch or old western movie set somewhere and give horse tours and stuff and slowly establish a commune there and you could feed em lots of acid and you know, start doing less yourself, but you know, give all the single moms you accrue lots of acid and spiritual guidance and establish this massive kids show. You could call your ranch "Spahn Ranch" or maybe "Neverland Ranch" ... but I'm just spitballing.

Anyhow, get back to me through my agent, I gotta run all this past legal. We're definitely a go on the Vietnamese puke porn though.

WE WANT

WIZARD VS BK38 AKA STEEL CLAMP ROUND
 
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