Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

[CFC]

"facepalm" life likes fucken with you. I was out today with an old fling, just got home checked my tablet and saw missed calls from my ex I just recently broke up with, the irony.. And now I know I'm in no sober mind to talk to her, so best bet.. Just ignore tablet...

always happens like that ime

other examples: you suddenly get a flood of potential catches just when you've started dating someone after a loooong dry spell

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

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[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Feeling like shit is something you overcome by accepting it but still not necessarily becoming one with it

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

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[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Singing skills 3/5
Egoistic nature 5/5
Doctors notes; patient suffers from "Lead singer syndrome" and doomer philosophy. Patient has unnatural love for milfs which cant be explained.

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[BK38]

Homemade garlic bread is so fucking satisfying. Anyone who disagrees with me can fight me.

 

[Coxenormous]

Homemade garlic bread is so fucking satisfying. Anyone who disagrees with me can fight me.

 

[BK38]

If you're talking shit about garlic bread, I'm gonna get greased up with the leftover olive oil and take you down. If you're agreeing with me, then I salute you with my garlic-y baguette (that is not a euphemism).

 

[Jabberwocky]

Shut up, wine drinker.

 

[Coxenormous]

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If you're talking shit about garlic bread, I'm gonna get greased up with the leftover olive oil and take you down. If you're agreeing with me, then I salute you with my garlic-y baguette (that is not a euphemism).

no I’m not talking shit. I’m saying “It’s time to learn swim Jimmy!”

 

[Coxenormous]

 

[Coxenormous]

Ok I realize now how racist that sounds... oops lol

 

[BK38]

Shut up, wine drinker.

Blow me meth urine drinker.

 

[Coxenormous]

Blow me meth urine drinker.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Blow me meth urine drinker.

You wish, phenibutt licker.

 

[BK38]

You wish, phenibutt licker.

I will come over there and put my penis in your mouth you fucking homo.

 

[Jabberwocky]

No homo but that sounds better than your other plans about making plans to be productive.

 

[BK38]

No homo but that sounds better than your other plans about making plans to be productive.

Bruh, that actually stung a little bit. Though I have been better about working tbf.... Also, your mother is a goddamn whore and best piece of ass this side of a truck stop.

 

[Jabberwocky]

I'm sorry.

That's awesome keep up the good work. I've been a junkie lately.

 

[BK38]

I'm sorry.

That's awesome keep up the good work. I've been a junkie lately.

Sounds like fun, I hope you're taking care of yourself though. Also, I hope you're giving your dick a breather every now and again, poor thing.