This is for everyone.
Everyone.
Everyone who gave me pink eye.
Everyone who made me cry.
Everyone who said, “Hey, high five!”
You fuck.
You stupid fuck.
YOU FUCKING STUPID FUCK.
Can’t you see I’m busy?
Right here I’m busy.
This toothpaste makes me dizzy.
All the little bees,
Can’t you see I’m busy?
Flocking to the mother bee,
Can’t you see they’re busy?
Don’t touch the bees,
They have AIDS.
This is what I think about.
This is what I thought about.
This is what I’m thinking,
When you wiped your ass with my toothbrush.
No toilet paper left.
None.
Just my toothbrush.
You fucking bastard.
I have a sale,
Take a knife,
And cut myself for free.
I have a mug,
I’m Number One mug,
And drown myself in tea.
Did I tell you about the time,
When I died on a sea-saw?
Went to the beach,
And bled myself raw.
Caw,
Goes the raven.
I’m not a goth.
I just froth,
At the mouth as I jam to David Lee Roth.
This broth makes me cough.
I’m not a raver.
I just eat ecstasy with Lifesavers,
Rid of grandma’s mustache with a shaver,
And fuck with the pacifier I gave her.
Caw,
Goes the raven.
And the bees,
So busy.
This is for everyone.
Everyone.
Everyone who gave me pink eye.
Everyone who made me cry.
Everyone who said, “Hey, high five!”
You fuck.
You stupid fuck.
YOU FUCKING STUPID FUCK.
Can’t you see I’m busy?
Right here I’m busy.
This toothpaste makes me dizzy.
All the little bees,
Can’t you see I’m busy?
Flocking to the mother bee,
Can’t you see they’re busy?
Don’t touch the bees,
They have AIDS.
This is what I think about.
This is what I thought about.
This is what I’m thinking,
When you wiped your ass with my toothbrush.
No toilet paper left.
None.
Just my toothbrush.
You fucking bastard.
I have a sale,
Take a knife,
And cut myself for free.
I have a mug,
I’m Number One mug,
And drown myself in tea.
Did I tell you about the time,
When I died on a sea-saw?
Went to the beach,
And bled myself raw.
Caw,
Goes the raven.
I’m not a goth.
I just froth,
At the mouth as I jam to David Lee Roth.
This broth makes me cough.
I’m not a raver.
I just eat ecstasy with Lifesavers,
Rid of grandma’s mustache with a shaver,
And fuck with the pacifier I gave her.
Caw,
Goes the raven.
And the bees,
So busy.
This is for everyone.
