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Cannabis - Experienced - "Hes a Narc Im telling you!"

EV-inc

Bluelighter
Joined
Aug 30, 2004
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Location
East Van, BC
So I went to school today, regular old boring day, got out at 12:30 as it's wednesday (I'm in an alternative school...so yeah we have different schedules). Glad to be dismissed me and 6 other friends of mine from my school wanted to get BAKED. So I called someone up at the regular highschool on the same school grounds as us and told him to hook us up, he said He'd match us so we hook up and he has a little over and ounce in his backpack. Good shit too.

So he rolls up a blunt and a joint for each of us (which was 9 people as he was with a friend and another friend of ours showed up). I was just toking on this shit every few seconds. I'd be done with one joint and another one would be coming my way. I was in absolute bliss.

Now I was nicely baked and had an over-powering feeling of warmth and happiness. I was just so HAPPY, which is very refreshing as I deal with constant depression and I wasn't having a great day as it was. I'm the kind of person that once they start laughing they can't stop...so you can just imagine what it's like when Im this high! So anyways Im sitting there chilling everybodys got this goofy smile on their face and Im mirroring it when all of a sudden I look at my friend (we'll call her R) and she's laughing HYSTERICALLY like literally that kind of silent laugh where their face is just contorted and their flailing all over the place. I was in a kind of hilarious shock watching her when she just convulsed and fell to the ground onto her knees and proceeded to tip over onto her side. Still laughing.

It honestly was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. She then proceeded to slowly stand up still giggling when she jsut went blank and stared at me and said "I just got trapped in a laugh man...It TOTALLY had a hold of me that was just FREAKY" I of course found this funny too..but anyways soon after this weird old guy came and sat across from the benches from us and I was a little nervous by him as he was watching us all very closely and I began to repeat the phrase "He's a narc guys I swear...all these people are out here to narc us out..I swear...I swear thats what he's doing" I wasn't exactly paranoid but I was determined to prove the fact that that was what he was doing!

So myself and the girls left that spot and said goodbye to the guys we were with and the high totally just enveloped me. I was ECSTATIC I couldnt beleive how great I was feeling, I began to laugh and twitch hilariously. I couldn't walk straight worth my life and I was all over the sidewalk bumping into people and shit. Then I look back and I see this guy on a bike speeding towards us. Let me tell you. It scared the living SHIT outta me! And then to make things even sketchier I see the so called Narc following us down the street. I notified everyone to this and didn;t stop when we paused to roll a roach joint and he still hung around just wandering and finding random things to stay around us for (take a drink from the water fountain, light a cigarette, tie his shoe etc all the while staring at us) It was a little nervewracking at first but then I just found myself annoyed with him. What was this old fool doing? I found a wave of anger overcoming me and I stared him down with an almost fiery hate. Then realizing what I was doing I snapped out of it.

We smoked the last joint and I was just completely done. I felt like I was standing on a slant and everything around me was wrong. I don't know exactly what that means but it was just wrong! My purse felt like it weighed about a thousand pounds and I was very fidgety. I was smoking a cigarette and my whole world just slowed down completely. Everything was SO slow that it was in total frames like a movie going 1000 times slower than its supposed to(this is something I picked up from when im rolling and I get it all the time when I blaze now). After this point I was just sooo high I could barely function I wandered around in a totally different world than everyone else for about another two hours then finally got home and passed out till now. I can't even remember most of the funny things that happened today because my brain is sooo fried. I'll come back later and add them in though. Peace out and enjoy!
 
GOLD!

This is great, the first paragraph was like the written introduction to Half Baked, and the mysterious guy? He sounds like these guys from my high school, it was next to this infamously dodgy park, and students were asked not to go near the park because assaults were not unheard of.

It was their polite way of saying "flashers in trenchcoats lurk here" =D

methinks maybe the guy took a fancy to one of you? ;)
 
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