Can you spoil an entire movie in 25 words or less?

[alasdairm]

hispanic kid looks set to fry as 11 white jurors say guilty. one holdout convinces them all one-by-one to return not-guilty verdict.

alasdair

 

[LapDawg]

He was a great NASCAR driver too...yada yada yada.

 

[Dan1584]

Richard Gere finds out his wife is fucking a frenchman in Soho, he kills him and never gets caught and they live happily ever after.

25!!!

 

[PassMeTheVicks]

Bruce Almighty

Jim Carrey with God's powers cant change free will which ends up being an incovenience for him with his gf. He gives up his powers.

 

[equal 75]

5

 

[Sideways_Falling]

Three geniuses, ROYAL fuck up for father, trys to make up. Suicde attempt loves sister. Missing finger. Hates father dead wife.

 

[allan51]

Angel gives up immortallity to be with doctor who in turn accidentally rides her bike into logging truck and dies the next day.

tom green recorded over the evidence of the guy cheating on his girlfriend.

 

[anna!]

Uhhh Which S.L Jackson movie was that???
I'm thinking either Star Wars 2 or Changing Lanes

No, that's Unbreakable.

I can't think of one right now.

 

[syntech]

eminem wins a hip hop battle

 

[cydonorb]

SWIMMING POOL

None of the scenes in France actually happen in SWIMMING POOL, they're just scenes from the author's new book.

 

[LinZ-E]

american psycho
its all in his head

it's actually not in his head... the whole point is that he does it and gets away with it..."even my confession means nothing"

guy kills people visciously and gets away with it.

 

[Ryu]

guy swears off sex for 40 days. meets a girl. co-workers seduce him. friends bet against him. he waits 40 days and gets the girl.
^25

 

[Ryu]

undercover cop befriends illegal street racer, fucks his sister. gang kills his buddy, they kill gang, drag race, flip a car, cop lets him go.
yup, 25 words

 

[Infernal]

Alien and Robot with cookbook plan to take overworld. Plot is foiled at end when cookbook gets translated. "Klaatu borada nikto" later used by Bruce Cambell.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

^^^
No, you are mixing two different stories.

Day the Earth Stood Still:
Alien and Robot land with goodwill mission, people go nuts, shoot alien. Robot reanimates alien by command, "Klaatu borada nikto." Alien warns earthlings, then leaves.


Twilight Zone: "Ways to serve man."
Aliens land with book. Offer humans trip to alien planet. Book is translated and titled, "Ways to serve man." A Cookbook, humans are main course.