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C C C C C Cocaaaaaaine! - First time - fucking stoked

EatStatic

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Well yesterday i had my cocaine virginity taken at last. And this is how it went down.

I wake up early about 8 as im heading on an annual wine tour called Spring in the Valley; where busloads of 20 somethings hit various wineries over the course of the day, each bigger and more packed with fucked up people than the last, culminating in a massive end of day piss up of about 5000 people. Mosey on over to collect the boys and get down the pickup location by 9, by which time ive knocked over my first bacardi/coke of the day. The first couple of hours pass by without much to note, other than my polishing about 1/3 - 1/2 bottle of bacardi (could drink on bus) and a few glasses of plonk at the early wineries.

At some stage at the 3rd winery we visited, my mate suggested we go rail some coke in the dunnies. Of course, i think that this is a good idea. He racked up a couple of lines on the window sill, while i held the bathroom door shut and yelled "cleaning" at any stooges who came looking for a piss. It felt relatively smooth going up the snout, considerably easier than meth for the volume. Im in a great state of mind - fucking drunk and having my expectations of the days wineries greatly exceeded. Im not slightly concerned about my heart or any shit like that. I came up very quickly, almost as soon as we left the bathroom i felt the effects. I was obviously sped up a bit, uppers style, talked a lot and found myself trying to articulate my points well. My mood was lifted even higher than it was initially, i was so fucking content with the situation and stoked with prospect of more wineries and mental bus antics to come.

The rest of the day panned out pretty much as expected, which is to say fucking fantastically. I finished off my bottle of bacardi and was very generously offered a few more nice lines throughout the day. Needless to say i was fucking smashed well before the end of the day. The thing that sticks out most in my mind about the coke was my *not. giving. a. fuck*. I just didnt give a fuck about any stupid shit like getting in peoples way, dancing like a cocksucker, making a dick out of myself etc. If a brawl had broken out i probably would have jumped in on it just for the fuck of it. Just as an example i took a piss on the bus wheel at some stage, with a bunch of people i knew walking towards me from the way i was half facing. I just held my cock out loud and proud in plain view, and they're like 'fuck dude put it away' etc. Its not something i would normally do even drunk, but i quite liked the idea of flopping me cock around in front of the chicks at the time. A note of caution as well- i like to consider myself a good drunk driver, but after a line back at my mates joint afterwards, i went driving to see if the nang shop was still open, and on the way back spotted a security car parked at the side of the road. Needless to say i thought it would be a great idea to fang past him and try to instigate some sort of chase, which i did. It was fucking fun but my driving was shit and i ended up losing the arse end, spinning a 180 and dinging up a curb onto someones lawn on the other side of the road. Lost the cunts though ;) In future though i might not drive, just very possible to overestimate yourself i think and end up in the shit one way or another.

But yeah, other than that lowlight, i no shit had one of the best days ive had in years ay. Due i large part to the actual event, but with a considerable helping hand from my new friend charly. The comedown was fairly mild and hard to get a time on due to me drinking half the swan valley, the synergy between the coke and booze as well was fantastic. cheers, for reading, have a good day/night! And do yourself a favour and get hold of some coke if you can ;) fucken rad.
 
i assume you're talking about the driving.. like i said i wouldnt normally have have gone all colin mcrae on their arse, but just had a line so i felt fucking indestructable. And like i say im normally a very good drink driver, do it every week and never crashed before. Just got too fired up and smartarsed from the coke.. i wont be coked drink driving in future.
 
EatStatic said:
i assume you're talking about the driving.. like i said i wouldnt normally have have gone all colin mcrae on their arse, but just had a line so i felt fucking indestructable. And like i say im normally a very good drink driver, do it every week and never crashed before. Just got too fired up and smartarsed from the coke.. i wont be coked drink driving in future.

Just because you never crashed before doesn't mean you should continue to drink and drive.

No offense, but I wouldn't do coke if I was you. Or if I knew you, I'd never want to hang out with you when you did it. You must've looked a drunken fool.
 
nice story, at least its honest! Dont agree with the drink driving stuff though, that is fucking bullshit
 
Dude, driving on coke and alcohol is probably better than driving on just alcohol alone. Honestly. You really need to think about other people on the road and stop drunk driving. The fact that you do it every week as you say is really quite sickening.

Drunk driving is such bullshit. My girlfriend has lost 2 family members and 4 friends to drunk driving. "Fortunately" I've only lost one friend. And of all of these people, only one of the people I knew was the one drinking. All the others were killed while they were minding their own business and got hit by some fucking drunken dumbass in his vehicle. of course the drunk-ass survived in each case.
 
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The part about pissing on the bus is classic, reminds me of some past personal ridiculousness. Driving isnt cool but you are a perfect example of why drunks have more fun. Not giving a shit is where it is at, and boozing will take you there right quick and in a hurry, ahhahaaha.
 
EatStatic, man, I wish I was as cool as you... if I wasn't such a raging faggot, maybe I could endanger the lives of everyone around me and help to make a case against drugs being legal, too...

8)
 
I'm glad you think you've learned something from driving like that, as I have a close freind in jail for a long time on vehicular manslaughter because he was driving drunk.

Also I have a stepcousin who is 40, who became mentally retarded after drink driving into a tree at the age of 20, now she can only communicate through one of those stephen hawking keyboard type things attached to her wheelchair which is manipulated by a mouthpeice.
 
"C C C C C Cocaaaaaaine"

you sound like Ozzy Osbourne, when he was turned onto coca-caine, with Black Sabbath.

'Snowblind'
"feeling happy in my vain
icicles within my brain
COOCAINE!
 
original poster:
up until the part when you started bragging about drunk driving and getting into a chase with the cops, it was a pretty funny report.
 
They might not ever be close to legalizing coke but people like you are part of the reason why drugs arent legal. I have personally been hit by a drunk driver and its not fun to have someone pick you up off the ground with blood all over you becuase someone decided their " enjoyment " was worth so many others lives. I hope you never do drugs again and grow the fuck up.


ps. I wish you would have tried to fight someone drunk and high and gotten your punk ass beat you stupid ass.
 
everyone has driven fucked up. get off your fucking high horses and pull your head out of your asses please. although we dont have to glorify it, we dont need 10 posts about it. yes, we all know it was stupid. 2 or 3 posts was enough to cement that fact.

i think this is a rather good depiction of coke/booze. feeling of invulnerability, dont really care about much, "fuck it." you are definitely invincible on that mixture :) also end up having a fuckload of fun no matter what you end up doing.
 
NHBfighter said:
They might not ever be close to legalizing coke but people like you are part of the reason why drugs arent legal. I have personally been hit by a drunk driver and its not fun to have someone pick you up off the ground with blood all over you becuase someone decided their " enjoyment " was worth so many others lives. I hope you never do drugs again and grow the fuck up.


ps. I wish you would have tried to fight someone drunk and high and gotten your punk ass beat you stupid ass.

alcohol has nothing to do with coke. alcohol is dirty and causes car accidents. coke "wakes" you up so you can drive more safe after a night of heavy boozing. i use to do a bump or two just so i can drive more safe instead of being wasted on alcohol. if you're going to ban, ban alcohol because that causes more deaths than coke anywhere, anytime.....
 
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