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buzz kills

my famous buzz kills:

1. cold air

2. eating

3. police

4. naggin people

5. the annoying poser

6. realizing your out of stock on bud

7. bad music

8. bad vibes

9. getting into a fight

10. seeing 2 mexican guys run past our car and shoot out the tires of another car and run right back towards our car 8o 8o

just my $0.02
 
Bloody people that act like they've taken 800ug acid dose, when they just smoked 0.3g of Marijuana.

"OMG, tehehe, I am a bug and you are the flower"

*gets on top of the other person and starts buzzing like a bug"

"I will now pollenate you"

*Pretends to fly out of the room*

Bloody retards, I swear.
 
Pretending to be a bug on a flower? That's fucking weird.
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Yep, but it usually only happens with first-timers... and it's a major buzz kill.

Some other memorable ones:

-Some kid thought he was Link out of "Zelda". He was going around collecting "rupee's"... I forgot what they were actually, but that's beyond the point. Same kid on another occasion, thought he was Mario out of "Mario 64"... it was equally retarded.

-A rev-head smoked up for his first time. He then proceeded for the next 1 - 2 hours, to roll around the party on an office chair, pretending he was a car, making blow off valve noises from a turbo. Now the strange thing is, when you asked him what he was doing, he would say "I am a car, VRRROOOMMM!!"... and I think he actually believed it.

-Some chick thought she was possesed. She started shaking slightly at her hands... but then her arms started spasming, but it wasn't really happening, she was doing it... screaming out how she was under the control of the devil. Again, she actually believed this.

There are more, but my short-term memory is stuffed up :)

Yes, I do end up smoking with a lot of first-timers.
 
Chubba75 said:

-A rev-head smoked up for his first time. He then proceeded for the next 1 - 2 hours, to roll around the party on an office chair, pretending he was a car, making blow off valve noises from a turbo. Now the strange thing is, when you asked him what he was doing, he would say "I am a car, VRRROOOMMM!!"... and I think he actually believed it.
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i've done this plenty of times high & sober. i blame it on being an only child.
but come on now who havent pretended to be a car while high or sober.?

makes you feel like a kid again. %) %)
 
He didn't "pretend", he actually thought he *was* a car. You know, like a physcotic break?
 
yea i get what your saying. sometimes when i get stoned i start getting goofy and crackin jokes and doing idiot shit outtah fun. but its goodtimes you gotta have those every now and then.
 
showers arent a buzz kill. stop believing that they kill your high, and i guarantee it wont happen anymore. this myth can be found in any marijuana pamphlet, alongside coffee making you less high.

at my mums house i used to smoke in the bathroom and then jump in a hot shower to dissipate the smell (good trick). sure the shower refreshes ya, but 5 mins later you're just as high as you were.
 
i've never pretended to be a car, i dont think, but i've been in movies and video games many times
 
ive pretended to be an airplane before, but that was back in the day... i say with begginers, stuff like that is totally forgiveable, and it gives them a good impression of pot. i like to laugh at newbies geekin' out... just takes me back.

i think jerking off is a buzzkill. so is eating an insane amount of food.
 
i've never pretended to be a car, i dont think, but i've been in movies and video games many times
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Same, but at least we knew we were pretending. I mean, these people seriously thought they were Link and Mario... that's why I stated "like a 800ug lsd trip", because it was pretty much like a physcotic break.
 
Chubba75 said:
He didn't "pretend", he actually thought he *was* a car. You know, like a physcotic break?
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Hmm, I thought I was driving a buggy in my mind on a pill comedown yesterday after not sleeping the night of the pill.
 
Weren't we talking about Buzz Kills.. :P and that they're all psychosomatic? :p
 
i remember as a young child i would always sit and think about how cool it would be if i could play in a video game.

now that video games have came along way you can create a player in just about any game. some games even let you import small pictures of your self to add to your created player.

kinda off topik but where would we be with out imagination.

sorry i have the only child syndrome.
 
I don't know about you guys but I still have some pretty weird and spun out thoughts when really high. I might post them one day in the trip reports section because I think they are really abstract. I guess it affects some people differently, some get a buzz, some get floored. Depends on the person I think.

Oh and back on topic, major buzz kill is wacking off or having someone call on the telephone and your trying not to sound totally fucked. :)
 
yes...the phone call...^^^I hear you. Also a knock at the door depending on which drug. On shrooms...I think I spend most of the night 'thinking' someone is at the door.
 
Buzz kills?...Me and my friends call em' "High Killa's" lol....

Anyways, my "High Killa's" are these in no particualr order...

-Telephone
-Door Bell
-Hot boxing and seeing a car pull up in my driveway
-showers
-Non-high people knowing your high and trying to fuck with you(especially with people you dont even know; gotten into alot of shit because of this)
-no weed:(
-having to drive
-parents yelling at you
-chores
-food (eating kills my high somewhat but sometimes yah gotta indulge;) )
-beer (although good if you have to go somewhere and wanna take the edge off)
 
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