RareForm
Bluelight Crew
I sit down to eat in a booth,
With only my very best of friends,
And that one mean bastard,
Who won't try to make amends.
Well I’ve put up with this long enough,
And I’m sick and tired of his ignorant bliss,
So now its time to begin my intricate prank,
Once this is through he'll have drunk my piss.
"Check out how fast I can chug this!"
Wow, I say. That’s quite impressive.
"Maybe you should try that with mineral water,
Because its grossness is extremely excessive."
Sparkling filtered pure mineral water with additives.
Chugging this stuff is not something you should try.
It burns your tongue and singes your teeth,
And after just one cup you'll probably want to cry.
So the following day it was set,
A chugging contest of mineral water would commence.
What a great opportunity this is,
For me to gain that loser's confidence.
“Yeah, you can chug with us because we want the best,”
Too bad his only available option is to lose.
I’m sickened to think of the alternative,
Because no man should consume that much refuse.
I took to drinking water all that night,
And did not cease until my urine was clear.
I filled a green glass bottle with the potion,
And marked it especially for that fucking queer.
Well, next we had to de-bubbly-ify the water,
To keep our mark from getting suspicious,
Of our new-found companionship and friendship.
At least until he'd drunk my "yellow delicious."
O, if only I had had a camera with me to capture that grimace.
I’d pay a million dollars to experience it again,
But, alas, that moment is lost until my life flashes before my eyes,
So I’ll just have to wait o so long until then.
With only my very best of friends,
And that one mean bastard,
Who won't try to make amends.
Well I’ve put up with this long enough,
And I’m sick and tired of his ignorant bliss,
So now its time to begin my intricate prank,
Once this is through he'll have drunk my piss.
"Check out how fast I can chug this!"
Wow, I say. That’s quite impressive.
"Maybe you should try that with mineral water,
Because its grossness is extremely excessive."
Sparkling filtered pure mineral water with additives.
Chugging this stuff is not something you should try.
It burns your tongue and singes your teeth,
And after just one cup you'll probably want to cry.
So the following day it was set,
A chugging contest of mineral water would commence.
What a great opportunity this is,
For me to gain that loser's confidence.
“Yeah, you can chug with us because we want the best,”
Too bad his only available option is to lose.
I’m sickened to think of the alternative,
Because no man should consume that much refuse.
I took to drinking water all that night,
And did not cease until my urine was clear.
I filled a green glass bottle with the potion,
And marked it especially for that fucking queer.
Well, next we had to de-bubbly-ify the water,
To keep our mark from getting suspicious,
Of our new-found companionship and friendship.
At least until he'd drunk my "yellow delicious."
O, if only I had had a camera with me to capture that grimace.
I’d pay a million dollars to experience it again,
But, alas, that moment is lost until my life flashes before my eyes,
So I’ll just have to wait o so long until then.
