So my friend got some brown thinking man pokes from the usual legit poke connect. Right off the bat the color seemed odd and made wonder if that was a clue to their bunkness. the press looked pretty legit. i smelled the bag and it had a slight black licorice/anise which i've read is what mdma powder smells like...but i've never smelled it on any other bags of pokes before. I read a few reports of them on pillreports and saw that they were all being debated over being bunk/or low dose/or something else....not encouraging but went for it anyway with my friend.
report:
0:00+ took 1 & 1/2 chewed (immediately knew from odd chunky fiberours consistency and different flavor they weren't real pokes and definitely not the flavor of a proper mdma dose)
0:45+ when i'd usually be kickin in, i only felt a slight come-up anxiety.
1:30+ still felt next to nothing except super shakiness and unpleasant anxiety. (my friend also)
1:40+ eat one more whole one just incase there is low dose mixed in hoping to at least equal a mild roll.
2:20+ now with a total of 2 and a half there is a strong sedation and laziness. laying on the bed seems like the only thing to do. there's a kind of peaceful slow feeling to it, but it's absolutely not rolling.
2:40+ the majority of the 'high' felt like this: clenchy, mild pupil dialation (if any), no euphoria, no eye wiggles, no empathy, not talkative, heavy sedation combined oddly with heavy stimulation, mild enjoyment of menthol, music was good but not noticably special, mild enjoyment of touch like wind and water on my skin. massages were difficult to enjoy and give. occasional dizzy spells. occasional ear muting.
3:00+ more of the same...take one more half...disappointed that they're fake and that they don't even feel slightly similar to the real thing.
4:00+ nothing new...just trying to enjoy this lazy kind of benzodiazapine type feeling that it gave me.
4:30+ pretty bored, feel kinda gross, mild stomach upset, drink some alcohol, start peeing over and over like i usually would when i come down from actual mdma. hang out at the park and drink more during the 'comedown'. feels nice to be outside in the air.
5:00+ body feeling gross, dizzy spells when i stand up, still feeling the sedation and kind of enjoying it but my awareness of the stimulation weirdness is creeping back up.
5:30+ weird feeling in my chest (heart?), slight tingle sensation on face and arm, afraid to be alone, uncomfortable, feel disgusting, slightly fearful, very disappointed, not worth it.
6:00+ drink more alcohol although it may not be safe...helps a bit.
7:00+ alcohol pulls me through, the scariest feelings have passed.
8:00+ go to another park, feel worn out and zonked, drink more, still sedated plus an enjoyable alcohol buzz now.
9:00+ go home to sleep, shitty sleep but was able to.
I've rolled about 10 times...always with legit pokeballs only. One other time i ended up with fake methylone pokes and took those also. I could tell those were fakes by the press and taste. I don't think these brown thinking men fakes are methylone, because with enough of those(methylone) in me there were SOME similarities to mdma and some actual enjoyment.
These ARE NOT MDMA and I wouldn't even recommend them in a pinch. Taking more didn't bring in even a slight mdma experience. My friend had nearly the same exact experience. It was almost like having all the negative effects of MDMA or 'too much' MDMA...and none of the good ones. I don't have a pillreports account but was thinking about making one for these. If anyone wants to link this report on the comment section for previous brown thinking man reports, feel free.
report:
0:00+ took 1 & 1/2 chewed (immediately knew from odd chunky fiberours consistency and different flavor they weren't real pokes and definitely not the flavor of a proper mdma dose)
0:45+ when i'd usually be kickin in, i only felt a slight come-up anxiety.
1:30+ still felt next to nothing except super shakiness and unpleasant anxiety. (my friend also)
1:40+ eat one more whole one just incase there is low dose mixed in hoping to at least equal a mild roll.
2:20+ now with a total of 2 and a half there is a strong sedation and laziness. laying on the bed seems like the only thing to do. there's a kind of peaceful slow feeling to it, but it's absolutely not rolling.
2:40+ the majority of the 'high' felt like this: clenchy, mild pupil dialation (if any), no euphoria, no eye wiggles, no empathy, not talkative, heavy sedation combined oddly with heavy stimulation, mild enjoyment of menthol, music was good but not noticably special, mild enjoyment of touch like wind and water on my skin. massages were difficult to enjoy and give. occasional dizzy spells. occasional ear muting.
3:00+ more of the same...take one more half...disappointed that they're fake and that they don't even feel slightly similar to the real thing.
4:00+ nothing new...just trying to enjoy this lazy kind of benzodiazapine type feeling that it gave me.
4:30+ pretty bored, feel kinda gross, mild stomach upset, drink some alcohol, start peeing over and over like i usually would when i come down from actual mdma. hang out at the park and drink more during the 'comedown'. feels nice to be outside in the air.
5:00+ body feeling gross, dizzy spells when i stand up, still feeling the sedation and kind of enjoying it but my awareness of the stimulation weirdness is creeping back up.
5:30+ weird feeling in my chest (heart?), slight tingle sensation on face and arm, afraid to be alone, uncomfortable, feel disgusting, slightly fearful, very disappointed, not worth it.
6:00+ drink more alcohol although it may not be safe...helps a bit.
7:00+ alcohol pulls me through, the scariest feelings have passed.
8:00+ go to another park, feel worn out and zonked, drink more, still sedated plus an enjoyable alcohol buzz now.
9:00+ go home to sleep, shitty sleep but was able to.
I've rolled about 10 times...always with legit pokeballs only. One other time i ended up with fake methylone pokes and took those also. I could tell those were fakes by the press and taste. I don't think these brown thinking men fakes are methylone, because with enough of those(methylone) in me there were SOME similarities to mdma and some actual enjoyment.
These ARE NOT MDMA and I wouldn't even recommend them in a pinch. Taking more didn't bring in even a slight mdma experience. My friend had nearly the same exact experience. It was almost like having all the negative effects of MDMA or 'too much' MDMA...and none of the good ones. I don't have a pillreports account but was thinking about making one for these. If anyone wants to link this report on the comment section for previous brown thinking man reports, feel free.
