Britain named the European capital of drug addiction

[Bodda]

The report, published yesterday, details the growing problem of so-called legal highs. Websites selling the substances are often based in Britain with users ordering online and having packages delivered by postmen who have become unwitting “drug mules”.

Postman bit made me smile.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...d-the-European-capital-of-drug-addiction.html

 

[Albion]

I prefer this perspective:

Britain best in Europe at taking drugs

 

[Bodda]

“The Olympics helped. A lot of people got excited but then realised it was just a lot of show-offs running around in circles and so they watched it while sucking on a massive, potent bong."



Edit - That daily mash lololol, Where has that site been all my life?

Ibiza attracts record number of morons piece is too much, yet it's true too.
“I said, ‘Morons put your hands in the air!’ and they all responded obediently like the sweaty bovines that they are. Then I said ‘Morons make some noise!’ and they all mooed and bleated.
“I kind of hate my life but Jesus Christ I am making so much money, I’ve had to rent a massive yacht just to store my cash – a cash yacht.”

 

[maxalfie]

Always nice to be the best in Europe at something.

 

[Josh]

Edit - That daily mash lololol, Where has that site been all my life?

Between that and The Onion, is where I get all my news from

 

[yoyo50]

I prefer this perspective:

Britain best in Europe at taking drugs

Im proud for the first time in a while

 

[pinkpapaver]

so therefore it must be selling the most drugs. they're trying to encourage business I think.

 

[tronic2]

For pish drugs and piss heads. Surely Germany or Holland are much better?