BlueTV is HERE!
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PsychoKitten
Bluelight Crew
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BLACK_ICE
Bluelighter
Can i get a weekly spot with Vaile
COPS (staring BLACK_ICE AND VAILE)
episode 1 - ow shit there coming quick dump the 10 pack
episode 2 - hey man dont cut my bed open im not a dealer
episode 3 - no officer im just a bit drunk
episode 4 - Police and the PLUR, the tweaker connection
episode 5 - dude this is not a date, use the gloves and your hands
episode 6 - u mean those pills....no i ve never seen them before (to be continued)
episode 7 - (cont.) they were in my bag?, are u sure, they must have been put in there by someone else, there not myn
episode 8 - (cont.) i put my inituals on them and offered them to a cop........... argh i think i need a lawyer
Episode 8 was followed by a spin off series called "bunk mates", a look into the wacky daily life and adventures of a kandy raver in jail
episode 1 - against the wall
episode 2 - tossing salads
episode 3 - pillow biting
episode 4 - the slipery soap and the shower room
[ 19 August 2002: Message edited by: BLACK_ICE ]
COPS (staring BLACK_ICE AND VAILE)
episode 1 - ow shit there coming quick dump the 10 pack
episode 2 - hey man dont cut my bed open im not a dealer
episode 3 - no officer im just a bit drunk
episode 4 - Police and the PLUR, the tweaker connection
episode 5 - dude this is not a date, use the gloves and your hands
episode 6 - u mean those pills....no i ve never seen them before (to be continued)
episode 7 - (cont.) they were in my bag?, are u sure, they must have been put in there by someone else, there not myn
episode 8 - (cont.) i put my inituals on them and offered them to a cop........... argh i think i need a lawyer
Episode 8 was followed by a spin off series called "bunk mates", a look into the wacky daily life and adventures of a kandy raver in jail
episode 1 - against the wall
episode 2 - tossing salads
episode 3 - pillow biting
episode 4 - the slipery soap and the shower room
[ 19 August 2002: Message edited by: BLACK_ICE ]
PsychoKitten
Bluelight Crew
By the way I reckon 4.30 is way too early for me to host a sex show. Hell and low level sex scenes pfffffffft we'd be breaking out the toys and having orgies.
RobertRollie
Bluelighter
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PsychoKitten
Bluelight Crew
hmmm u sure it was cooking?
plazma
Bluelighter
Bite me, I swear and promise.
THERE WILL BE A SEQUEL TO THIS!
But not till I'm in my own flat.
-plaz out-
THERE WILL BE A SEQUEL TO THIS!
But not till I'm in my own flat.
-plaz out-
Could I do some interest pieces for your news show.. like be an overseas correspondant? Reporting to you live from Brixton Academy, Gatecrasher, Fabric, Godskitchen, Sundessential... Ibiza!
OK, now your bragginghahaha, I can do the local travel show with like kitty too..
Did I mention I love this thread?
Ladies and Gentleman, it's time to playyyyy....
Worse Comedown EVER!
Following the overwhelming success of ‘Who’s that filthy tripper in MY house doing lines on MY dining table?’ comes BlueTV’s latest smacked out adventure. ‘Worse Comedown EVER!’ Is the latest craze sweeping over Europe, and it has finally made it to our shores.
The concept is simple, we haul a video camera over to the ‘recovery’ party at about 3pm, the day after a massive gathering of drug heathens (also sometimes known as ‘raves’ . And we also bring along our host/narrator, ‘Gazza’, to ask a few questions.
A little bit of background on Gazza before we begin.
Gazza has recently finished serving his 23 years of jailtime at Long Bay for armed robbery and manslaughter. He has a long history of drug use (23 years to be exact) and has recently found God. At a height of 6’7, and a weight of 120kgs, it’s mainly the head to toe coverage of infected tattoos that scares people the most. He discovered his love of interviewing while in Long Bay….
“Do you like my hard, throbbing, tattooed cock penetrating your throat?”
“Are you going to blow me or am I going to have to use your head as a basketball?”
It’s questions like these that told us we had to get Gazza for the show!!
Now that we’ve filled you in on the host, I think it’s time to get straight into the action on Worse Comedown EVER!
Moocho is sitting in the corner of the room. He is shaking, and it is 25 degrees inside. He is wearing a tutu, and has no idea why he has so many flowers in his hair, and aluminium foil wrapped around his genitals. Doesn’t make sense now does it? Well let us fill you in, Moocho has just ‘accidentally’ eaten half a sheet of Hoffman’s. We ‘accidentally’ slipped in into his herbal tea. He was happy enough to sit round and smoke cones and talk shit. But that doesn’t make great tele now does it? Now it’s time for big ol’ Gazza to make his entrance!!
Gazza: (Gazza grabs Moocho by the throat) Get the fuck up your motherfucking cocksucking bitch, it’s time for me to ask you a few fuckin questions!!! What’s with the tutu, a fucken fairy or somethin?? I think it’s time for our little fairy here to get a good dose of fairy dust!!!! (Gazza unzips his fly)
Moocho: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
Gazza: Ahaha, you’ll be screaming allright once I’m done with ya!! Screaming all the way to intensive care!!!!
Now we wouldn’t let anyone go through ‘Gazza’s’ hardline style of questioning without giving them the option to quit. All Moocho has to do is scream the words, Worse Comedown EVER! If he does quit, he doesn’t get away so easy. We drop the other half a sheet of acid into his herbal tea and then throw him onto the streets!! Let’s just hope Moocho doesn’t leave Gazza ‘unfulfilled’, seeing as he has a bit of a history of hunting people down and getting what he needs!
Oh No!! It appears Moocho has passed out. Gazza is trying to ‘slap’him back to consciousness with his tattooed member, but it doesn’t seem to be working. Gazza has just asked for the camera’s to be switched off! Uh Oh Moocho, looks like your in for a big night AGAIN!! There’s just something about burly ex-cons that gets you going doesn’t it sonny? Well, as we leave Gazza with Moocho, it appears that this week’s prize is still up for grabs…have we got anymore contenders on Worse Comedown EVER??!
Hmmm, didn’t think so…
Ladies and Gentleman, it's time to playyyyy....
Worse Comedown EVER!
Following the overwhelming success of ‘Who’s that filthy tripper in MY house doing lines on MY dining table?’ comes BlueTV’s latest smacked out adventure. ‘Worse Comedown EVER!’ Is the latest craze sweeping over Europe, and it has finally made it to our shores.
The concept is simple, we haul a video camera over to the ‘recovery’ party at about 3pm, the day after a massive gathering of drug heathens (also sometimes known as ‘raves’
. And we also bring along our host/narrator, ‘Gazza’, to ask a few questions.A little bit of background on Gazza before we begin.
Gazza has recently finished serving his 23 years of jailtime at Long Bay for armed robbery and manslaughter. He has a long history of drug use (23 years to be exact) and has recently found God. At a height of 6’7, and a weight of 120kgs, it’s mainly the head to toe coverage of infected tattoos that scares people the most. He discovered his love of interviewing while in Long Bay….
“Do you like my hard, throbbing, tattooed cock penetrating your throat?”
“Are you going to blow me or am I going to have to use your head as a basketball?”
It’s questions like these that told us we had to get Gazza for the show!!
Now that we’ve filled you in on the host, I think it’s time to get straight into the action on Worse Comedown EVER!
Moocho is sitting in the corner of the room. He is shaking, and it is 25 degrees inside. He is wearing a tutu, and has no idea why he has so many flowers in his hair, and aluminium foil wrapped around his genitals. Doesn’t make sense now does it? Well let us fill you in, Moocho has just ‘accidentally’ eaten half a sheet of Hoffman’s. We ‘accidentally’ slipped in into his herbal tea. He was happy enough to sit round and smoke cones and talk shit. But that doesn’t make great tele now does it? Now it’s time for big ol’ Gazza to make his entrance!!
Gazza: (Gazza grabs Moocho by the throat) Get the fuck up your motherfucking cocksucking bitch, it’s time for me to ask you a few fuckin questions!!! What’s with the tutu, a fucken fairy or somethin?? I think it’s time for our little fairy here to get a good dose of fairy dust!!!! (Gazza unzips his fly)
Moocho: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
Gazza: Ahaha, you’ll be screaming allright once I’m done with ya!! Screaming all the way to intensive care!!!!
Now we wouldn’t let anyone go through ‘Gazza’s’ hardline style of questioning without giving them the option to quit. All Moocho has to do is scream the words, Worse Comedown EVER! If he does quit, he doesn’t get away so easy. We drop the other half a sheet of acid into his herbal tea and then throw him onto the streets!! Let’s just hope Moocho doesn’t leave Gazza ‘unfulfilled’, seeing as he has a bit of a history of hunting people down and getting what he needs!
Oh No!! It appears Moocho has passed out. Gazza is trying to ‘slap’him back to consciousness with his tattooed member, but it doesn’t seem to be working. Gazza has just asked for the camera’s to be switched off! Uh Oh Moocho, looks like your in for a big night AGAIN!! There’s just something about burly ex-cons that gets you going doesn’t it sonny? Well, as we leave Gazza with Moocho, it appears that this week’s prize is still up for grabs…have we got anymore contenders on Worse Comedown EVER??!
Hmmm, didn’t think so…
Adikkal
Bluelighter
^^^ Don't forget you need comic book guy from the simpsons at the end of the show to say
"Worst Comedown Ever!"
Heh
Adikkal
"Worst Comedown Ever!"
Heh
Adikkal
Queen Beat
Bluelighter
Now this is a quality thread.
BREAKaBEAT
Ex-Bluelighter
*starfalls69* said:- but remeber...bluelight isnt life...
For some people thats a difficult concept to grasp.
BREAKaBEAT
Ex-Bluelighter
I vote that Bopgirl should host her own Tv program that dares to go where no other BlueLighters has... interviewing other BL'ers those all important yet mysterious questions that everyone else is just DIEING to find out !
:D
:D
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