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Bluelighters - This is your life! - Plazma

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Federal Health Warning

Important information for those of you who would come into contact with this individual...taken from here.

What is Plazma?
Plazma is a neurological illness that has recently been reported in Asia, North America, and Europe. For additional information, check the World Health Organization's (WHO) Plazma Web site or visit other pages on CDC's Plazma Web site.

What are the symptoms and signs of Plazma?
The illness usually begins with some conversation (may be internet based or otherwise). The experience is sometimes associated with laughter or other symptoms, including confusion, general feeling of elation and body rushes. Some people also experience mild respiratory symptoms at the outset, others just ignore his posts.

After 2 to 7 days, Plazma patients may develop a dry, nonproductive cough that might be due to the exhalation of smoke that may have previously contained THC, accompanied by or progress to the point where insufficient oxygen is getting to the blood (usually due to an abundance of nitrous) In 20 percent to 30 percent of cases, patients will be offended and/or amused at his love for satirising popular social cliques.

If I were exposed to Plazma, how long would it take for me to become sick?

The incubation period for Plazma is typically 30-60 mins; however, isolated reports have suggested an incubation period as long as 10 days. The illness usually begins by reading a post by him, and sometimes will be followed up with the onset of a PM message or an email from him....

Do some people who recover from Plazma become sick again or relapse?

At this time we do not have a full understanding of the natural course of illness in persons infected with the Plazma.

It will be important to learn what factors might influence illness progression and recovery. Such factors could be related to the poster himself, how the austrlian social community's immune system reacts to the posts, how other posters interact with the Plazma, if it will be treated, or other possibilities. ntc and other scientists are trying to learn the answers to these important questions.

What medical treatment is recommended for patients with Plazma?
CDC currently recommends that patients with Plazma receive the same treatment that would be used for any patient with serious community-acquired atypical post-whoring :)
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Plazma - he's changed my life for the better. Much respect and peace to you my eternal soulmate. :)

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..and the problem with this thread is that it assumes that you remember the fine details of the occasions you've spent with them.
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whord 8(, but at least we had fun =D
 
How to handle a Plazma = abbreviated.

Further notes :

Beware of confusion resulting from this "Plazma" - for it comes in many shapes and forms.

We would also like to offer informative links to aid understanding of the Plazmatic language. Try here for further details. A help line is available for those who have been traumatised or offended by this creature.

Plazma spottings have been made deep in the Serengeti - should one sight this beastly creature, we advise that you keep your distance, and please do not feed the animal!

The verbal Plazma is a tricky obstaacle to avoid. A general tactic to try when verbally dealing with one is to "smile and nod", and agree with everything it may say. This will result in the the Plazma thinking it is correct and agreeable, and the subsequent ego rub will mean you avoid a potential verbal war.

Avoid going into arguments with a Plazma! We strongly advise against this, as no doubt you will have the proverbial "smack down" laid against you. See here for details.

Enhanced Plazmas are altogether a new category. We suggest you offer it some form of chewable candy or a chewable gum, in order to avoid what is known as guerning , a well known anomaly in the Plazma.
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To end on a personal note, I have great faith in you Plazma to achieve many great things. I look forward to many more years of forcefeeding you nitrous and telling you "fuck that", or "fuck you" with a great big grin on my face =D
 
Ahh plaz... Memories...

The only argument we ever had... About which butter to buy.

$18 for 54 standard drinks (and 55 headaches) of el cheapo mc crapo port.

The guy who was outwitted by a safety zipper on a bean bag for about 20 minutes, red faced and infuriated by it... Till I enlightened him as to the "opening instructions" all of 20cm from his busy fingers...

7am, pre-work whiskey.

Getting woken up at 4am, for want of a hug :)

Bleaching our shoe laces.

An ironing board with no legs...

"Tinned cunt" (Acually tuna, but plaz doesn't know the difference)

"Moriate" (The cockroach he killed, named, and stuck to the wall for a matter of weeks)

The burning disdain for capitalists you only ever see when it's past 12am, and he's stoned :)

He guy got rid of his tinea with mineral turpentine!

Once, he got up at 9am, feeling fresh and energetic. So what does any good plazma do? Smoke 5 phat cones, then go to bed till 5pm.

I could go on for a long time. There' some shit I'm saving for his 21st ;)
 
:)

From the two times I've met him one thing really sticks out.

Being at Corch's place on our first trip, and me bumping into Plaz and apollo *every* time I walked into the hallway. I do mean *every* time. That was a weekend I'll not soon forget lol

hi5's Plaz, good to know you chief :)
 
Ohmagawd ohmagawd! I totally forgot about moriate. A decomposing cockroach stuck to the wall with its own guts is just so plazma it's not funny.
 
Well, there was THAT time, but I'm not allowed to talk about it anymore.;)

I met up with Plaz when he was in Sydney. Went back to his house and he showed me Reqiuem for a Dream for the first time.

My reaction. "FUCK YOU PLAZ!"

I think that sums it all up.

Luv you man.:D
 
I was actually quite nasty to Plaz the first time i met him.... I told him to "fuck off" because he was freaking me out that he was WAY to much like my ex apollo! You guys are almost one and the same! :p strange thing was he wasn't affended or upset at me at all!! :)

That's what i think, when i think of plaz =D plus alot of other things which have already been mentioned...singlets, bandana's and Kant are just to name a few! ;)
 
Our trip up to sydney and then back when we got oh so utterly lost.

Plaz knew the directions, problem was, he was a little too fucked to remember them!!!

At his house in the middle of nowhere, smoking with him and apollo and me seeing the little people in the garden and plaz and apollo freaking me out because they said they couldn't see them.
 
*cheesygrin*

*Hi 5's Schizo* :)

Fuck you Fetish Jester! (in the best possible way) ;)

Shoelace : KAAAAAAAAANT! =D

Lush^Puppy: You KNOW that apollo & I are the evil twins. How could I be offended??!?!?! :P

Boppychick: Yes, I apologise for our little err detour towards Wollongong, I have NEVER since attempted to give directions while posessing a reaction time of over 5 seconds. ;)

This thread is being saved to my computer for feel good value. ;)

-plaz out-
 
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