Bluelight Singles thread "Living without justification" Part 2

[Doppelganger]

Get them to start ignoring you...

 

[Dtergent]

jimbu is single? *naughty glint*

Just kidding, I´m sorry.

/goes back to browsing invisibly

 

[anna!]

Is there any possible way to get the sexual tension back after you've slept with someone?

Get married (to someone else)

 

[preacha]

Is there any possible way to get the sexual tension back after you've slept with someone?

insert one of those vagina condoms with the spikes on the inside as an anti-rape measure

definite tension

 

[toerag]

you know....

I really want to come back and live in this thread....

...maybe I should do. I could always pretend I belong in this thread, and not even mention it...

...would that be cheating on him?

 

[Mary Poppins]

i think if you're considering cheating on your boyfriend with a thread in an online drug forum, your relationship is somewhat doomed

end it now and return to the darkside

 

[up all night]

^ MP just wants to increase the single posse.

Okay, I'm definitely over this being single thing. I have made a list, if you know of anyone who fits this criteria please give them my number and I'll be sure to take photos of my breasts and send it to them.

- no immediate plans to leave the country (surprisingly quite important when dating someone)
- have a job (this is not as superficial as it sounds - it's simply because if they don't have a job I will be 80% less likely to ditch work)
- likes sleeping in, or, at the very least, will not bug me if I choose to sleep for extended periods of time throughout the day
- will not be afraid to tell me to stop singing and/or dancing when I get carried away with my mad skillz
- does not send soppy sms' after only knowing them for two weeks
- can cook (yes, this is superficial as it sounds because I can't, and I'm tired of double cheeseburger meals)

I shall wait patiently by my inbox.

 

[m4dd0g]

^ Check, check, check ... w00t, breasts for maddog!

- ive a date on friday too, tho im such a picky bastard theres bound to be something wrong w her

 

[katmeow]

^ Is that the one you showed me a picture of?

I'm sure no-one will notice her second nose.

 

[joannie_mhm]

I shall wait patiently by my inbox.

While the boys wait impatiently to get in your box.



(I'm so so sorry, such a bad call. There's this horrible irresistable force that makes me say these things )

 

[m4dd0g]

^ Is that the one you showed me a picture of?

I'm sure no-one will notice her second nose.

Hmm, could have been. Did she have an enormous cock in her hand?

(re: jo. Yes, Im intimately familiar with the horrible irresistible force that makes people say things )

 

[Pop Popavich]

^ Why do you have pictures of her with her ex-boyfriend?

 

[joannie_mhm]

^That would have been funnier if you'd asked how he got pictures of her with you.

But who am I to tell pops how to be funny %)

 

[Pop Popavich]

^ Have you seen the picture? I wouldn't even go near her with Pl4yer0nes dick!*






* I should add at this point that I haven't seen any pics, nor do I know anything about this girl, I am merely sledging her due to her affiliation with the Dawg.

 

[joannie_mhm]

No, silly, pl4yer0ne's not a dick, he's a cunt.

 

[pl4yer0ne]

man why am I getting sledged now!?!

im fucking nice you mother fucking bastards!


wait.... god dammit. Jo is right.

 

[0ff1cer_ch0ps]

i think its the old age P1...

your just a grumpy old cynical fucker

 

[m4dd0g]

man why am I getting sledged now!?!

im fucking nice you mother fucking bastards!


wait.... god dammit. Jo is right.

Its the nice ones that always have the small peni

fucker

 

[Gabz]

only recently (like 3 days) single. bout to hit it out and spread the luuuurve.

 

[knight_marshall]

To celebrate
and commemorate
the singles here
i'll drink a beer
i'll hold it high
within sight of your eye
and say to my peers
"to being single, cheers!"

ok not really i just felt like writing something