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Bluelight Singles thread "Living without justification" Part 2

Shnouzerpuff said:
Would you really want to drink a beer that was opened by m4dd0gs cock?

(ps. don't make the same mistake I did and try to think of the logistics of that...)
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I've worked out an infallible way of making it happen.
Not just m4dd0gs cock though, any cock should, in theory, be capable of opening one.
Pop tops as well as screw tops.
I ams genius
 
MoeBro said:
I've worked out an infallible way of making it happen.
Not just m4dd0gs cock though, any cock should, in theory, be capable of opening one.
Pop tops as well as screw tops.
I ams genius
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Please explain this theory. Does it involve having an extremely dexterous foreskin? What about the jews for gods sake, how can they be expected to pick up chicks?

Do you realise how useful you would be at a barbeque?

Forgive me, I am drunk
 
iamtha1 said:
My tall girlfriends say that exact same thing. And my response is "Well what do you expect, that I'm going to go for a jockey or something just because I'm short?!" Pffft.

I always notice really tall girls with much shorter guys anyway.


yeh I know, it is 'tall, dark n handsome' as the desired male not 'short, dark n handsome' after all. Those tall chicks are with much shorter guys coz they're settled for such which I think I should jus bite the bullet and do. N it's always been short guys who have been interested in me!

would be impossible to convert chuch boy I'm sure....how about trying to get him drunk, stress that the lord of a forgiving kinda guy n jump his bones!?
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zephyr said:
Please explain this theory. Does it involve having an extremely dexterous foreskin? What about the jews for gods sake, how can they be expected to pick up chicks?

Do you realise how useful you would be at a barbeque?

Forgive me, I am drunk
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Actually, it involves leverage and metallic retrofitted appendages
I guess retrofitting metal pieces to your penis may cheating a tad, however I'm certain with a bit of work I can devise a system that doesnt require any extra hardware.
 
^ Wasnt it the 'extra hardware' that sparked this discussion?
For the record i think a twist top is conceivable with only minor damage and some screaming :(


iamtha1: Maybe the lord sent you to test his faith?

mmmm ... nothing like a low cut top and and a sinful suggestion whispered discretely in your ear to test your faith
 
There doesn't seem to be so much living without justfication going on in this thread....

Sounds more like BL Desperate and Dateless... :p

I was whining the other week about ending up a crazy old cat-lady-man when I'm old, but then I had sex with a hot Irish guy and I feel better now.

YAY for hot Irish guys and mindless sex!!!

=D
 
m4dd0g said:
iamtha1: Maybe the lord sent you to test his faith?

mmmm ... nothing like a low cut top and and a sinful suggestion whispered discretely in your ear to test your faith
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That is a fine theory.

Would you, iamtha1, resist....nay...DEFY the wishes of omnipotent beings?

Who does that?

No-one. Except Osama Bin Laden.

And you're not a terrorist are you? Well?

Show this guy that there is more to life than constant guilt. Like champagne, biting and lingerie.

Be this Soldier of God's devil in the desert.

It's UnAustralian not to.

And sif you wouldn't rise to the challenge anyway ;)
 
Shnouzer's theory of "If you don't fuck any male who demands it, you are a commie fucker who hates Jesus" is definately something I can get behind
 
I've been single for about five hours, after three years.

Welcome me into your club people!

It feels shit and good at the same time
 
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heh
 
Oh shit, I always thought that person's s/n was iamthaman1.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen!
 
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I never suggested rape....tho its was obviously interpreted as such. Mind out of the gutter, all of you! ;)

Actually rape is better than date rape for you to consider coz then you don't have to go through all the hassle, awkwardness n cash forking out dates cause. Cut straight to the chase
 
^ rape would be much more honest.
Gotta admire the female mind: a fluffy vaneer of affection wrapped around a viscious cold centre ;)
 
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