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Bluelight Singles thread "Living without justification" Part 2

Hi My name is ch0psy

im new to the club

i just got out of a 16 month relationship and my car got caught in the middle of me driving away, and her bashing the fuck out of it...
 
lostNfound said:
ummmm............ i was almost sure i was asexual for a long time there

BUT

not totally sure yet.

but after a good few (or more!) years i think im officially not single anymore.
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=D

that made me smile
 
Came to some scary conclusions recently:

I really just dont want someone invading my personal space, all the time, by default

The idea of someone constantly having demands on my time and mental space for mostly mundane and trivial bullshit simply horrifies me

"Hows was your day dear?"
"Go fuck yourself!"

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m4dd0g, have you been reading my diary again?

I must remember to get that charm-bracelet lock looked at. Apparently it's not secure enough. :\
 
^ No, just extrapolating things about your life from what I can make out through my binoculars

"How was your day Dear?"
"I tortured a cat whilst picturing your face"
- Anti-Relationship League
 
Wanted: Australian female with emotional problems and low self-esteem. I will need a one-way ticket to wherever you live (preferably not Perth, but will make exceptions depending on breast size). I don't do laundry, cooking, or other household chores. I won't cry during girly movies, will embarrass you in front of your friends and I will leave the toilet seat up. No idea how to pleasure women and sometimes the gun (4 inches, bordering on 5 depending on weather) goes off before it's cocked . Please submit applications via PM.

Pictures recommended, but not required.
 
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Oh my... what a big flag you have.

Benefit, if you learn how to cook lamingtons I'll get breast implants and post them in the gallery. That's close enough to a girlfriend, yeah?
 
Wanted:

A human male
Preferably not from Meekathara
Aged between 27 and 43
Must not like sport
Must have milk producing third nipple
Must be completely abnormal and interesting to the point of extreme weirdness
Must not be a student
Must be bald, if not, must not use gel in hair
Must like girls with pig tails, glasses and lab coats
Must like watching operations
Must be open minded about drug use
Must laugh at my "tooth" joke.



Ill be single for a while I think
 
Hey I can do those things,
but my third nipple produces other useful liquids in addition to milk,
and technically it's not mine as it's kind of attached to a breast,
and well, that breast has a body body.. .. but not much else.
I like watching live, as well as pre-recorded operations,
I have a few home movies which I've been meaning to run by you,
I don't use gel, well not on my person anyway,
and there is a bald footy player in the boot of my next door neighbour's car-
they're down at the Prom for a few months to finish some story, so I get to babysit.

That was awesome. FOr those that don't know- the little wheel on the mouse used to scroll is actually a button, and you puch that and move the moue when you want to look for something. It's like driving a car reall, really fast on a snowy road. Trust. OK, I must pick up "save" at the next intersection... follow the white wolf
 
Why don't you delete Matt's post so the thread's not fucked up and every one can get an equal opportunity to read my wanted ad in full??
 
I believe the formatting should be a little better now?

And just for you:

Benefit said:
Wanted: Australian female with emotional problems and low self-esteem. I will need a one-way ticket to wherever you live (preferably not Perth, but will make exceptions depending on breast size). I don't do laundry, cooking, or other household chores. I won't cry during girly movies, will embarrass you in front of your friends and I will leave the toilet seat up. No idea how to pleasure women and sometimes the gun (4 inches, bordering on 5 depending on weather) goes off before it's cocked . Please submit applications via PM.

Pictures recommended, but not required.
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You better clean out your PM box, I'm sure you'll be inundated ;)
 
^^ Why Australian ? Is that so once you have done slaughtering us, you can "throw us on the barbie ?"

Canabilism, sucks man.
 
Would you really want to drink a beer that was opened by m4dd0gs cock?

(ps. don't make the same mistake I did and try to think of the logistics of that...)
 
midas well enter this thread n ramble on myself (was gonna say 'crap on myself' but that just doesn't sound right)....yeh I'm single...been single for so long its becoming a bit worrying. I refuse to think its coz I'm a bit of a lunatic, moreso put down to the fact that I lead a very busy life and am totally non-proactive in doing anything to change my status. n I'm supposedly a bit fussy.....well I can't help it if I have a complex n they gotta be at least my height or taller n that therefore greatly narrows down the field of potential right there n then...damn being tall!! ykno a lot of the short chicks have real tall bfs -they are cutting our lunch leave em for us! is it coz they are walking blow jobs? i digress....ok now I do sound like a lunatic....

anyways, tis a national problem: decent guys and decent girls, many out there...but just not hooking up/finding each other. hmm what to do? what's the solution?
being single is not a bad thing. Here's one of many upsides....well,...umm its one less brithday n Christmas present you have to buy each year. still working on a better reason.
nah its all good :D we all don't need to justify our singledom
 
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