Bluelight Singles thread "Living without justification" Part 2

[katmeow]

Yeah, those heated vibrators are brilliant.



Not as good as poodles though.

 

[m4dd0g]

^ Poodles > Vibrators?

Or do you mean Hungry poodles + Jam > Vibrators

 

[muzby]

god no.

a poodle is like a sheep.

only smaller, and less smelly.

and doesn't shit as much in your bed either..

 

[NickyJ]

^ Sounds like a win win :D All the companionship of a sheep with half the mess

 

[Mary Poppins]

^ Feel the freeze!

I like people when they pop up unexpectantly and they're a leprechaun with a pot of gold! Ta Tar TaTay Ta Tar!

i think i am just delirious with fatigue, but this cracked me up!

 

[sydkiwi]

I miss my sheep Dolly

 

[up all night]

It's definitely the delerium talking Miss P. I think I was drunk when I posted that because I did a scan for lameness and it was off the richter.

Being single is 50% deciding I'm asexual and 50% wanting to get laid.

 

[lostNfound]

ummmm............ i was almost sure i was asexual for a long time there

BUT

not totally sure yet.

but after a good few (or more!) years i think im officially not single anymore.

 

[Benefit]

^^ Just because girls won't have sex with you does not mean you are asexual. It means you are a wishful thinker.

 

[Shnouzerpuff]

I always throught that being asexual would be so lonely.

But I got thinking...

maybe it would just be more peaceful.


Much like being a castrated monk.


It would be a lot easier to ditch the material possessions when you had no need for impressing members of the opposite sex.

My ~sexy~ sombrero would go quicksmart for one. And I would take the useless spoiler off my VW beetle.

Chicks seem to dig exotic looking dudes in flashy looking cars.

 

[knight_marshall]

^^ lol... nah you're wrong... being single sucks, and i should know... been single my whole life and when i did finally feel peace with it I of course fell in love.

 

[Benefit]

What do you need a girlfriend for anyway?

Suction pumps and rolled up socks filled with lotion were invented for a reason yo!

 

[knight_marshall]

^^ yeah i guess... i mean sex really IS the meaning of existance

oh, and you forgot plungers :D (use ur imagination)

 

[breakyaself]

I havent had a sober pash in 7 months.

Kill me.

 

[NickyJ]

^ I think saying "Pash me" would get better results

 

[m4dd0g]

Even the draw-a-pig personality test knows im not getting any sex

http://www.freaknfunny.com/files/upload/draw-a-pig.swf

 

[DiSco-RaVer]

^^^^^^
That test says i got a GREAT sex life.... oh how wrong that is

 

[OhSoBec]

I havent had a sober pash in 7 months.

Kill me.

Now, that's got me thinking.

I don't think I have had one since my last serious relationship, nearly 18 months ago.

Oops.

 

[KemicalBurn]

You guys seem to be "living without justification" just fine...

 

[zephyr]

What do you need a girlfriend for anyway?

Suction pumps and rolled up socks filled with lotion were invented for a reason yo!

I need instructions on how to make a home made boyfriend, complete with farting noises, doona stealing and "Honey, have you seen my keys" type recorded messages.