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Bluelight Singles thread "Living without justification" Part 2

Originally posted by muzby

i'm sorry, but i really cant stand dumb chicks. ditzy is not cute. i like a girl who i can have a conversation with, who can challenge me and who can make me laugh without me saying afterward "oh, you are so cute when you dont understand <insert basic human action here>"

That's so refreshing to hear. So often men chase ditzy women because they're not as intimidating and they just want someone who will laugh at their jokes and not question their oh-so-wise theories or statements. Look at Jessica Simpson and her husband - sure she's hot [although sometimes I think she looks manly for some reason] but OH MY GOD I would go absolutely mental being married to her. Same as Ashalea from Big Brother. *shakes head* Moron.

Doofqueen: Yeah I'm with muzby... do everything you can to avoid putting yourself on the line. You don't want to give away too much of The Hand. Nothing worse than letting the other person think they're controlling the direction of the relationship. :)
 
^^^^^^^^
He's not alone. If there is *ONE* thing I value above all else in a woman, its that she has a mind of her own and the balls to use it. Shallow people do very little for me - i'll take substance over style any day, thank you very much. Nothing I like better than someone who can match me in an argument or put me in my place.
 
ok... bit of a misunderstanding on the iq thing...
i agree about criteria for an iq (i had one) what i meant by that post is more directed to the definition of iq (what it stands for) and also a bit on the discussion of the average iq. there were at least 5 posts that refered to iq and only iq, without relating it to anything else... i.e. it got sidetracked.

wazza: thanks for your insight... i know it isnt the 1st one tho. think its coz she's moving away and wants to do some good b4 she leaves.

-dee
 
Originally posted by anfalicious
you can get over 200, I think stephen hawking is 212 or something...

160 is genius.


like others have said, it's all over the shop. one test will tell you 212 is impossible, one will tell you it's hawking, and the othre will say "you asre 212 buy your plaque for $19.95 plus $1825.07 p&p NOW". who knows....i say if you care that much do mensa (but that's not for me...even i'm not that elitist ;)).

dunno. comnfsued. drunk :(
 
Once my friends and I came up with this concept that every one should have signs on their foreheads that said either yes or no whenever you were infront of someone - to say whether or not you were attracted to the other person.

It made perfect sense at the time (we were stoned) and we spent about 2 hours just going "ohmigod, that would be so fantastic!!!" but then I think later we figured out exactly how annoying it could get. i.e. you walk into supermarket, theres a really old guy in the fruit section and his sign says yes.

I think I want the sign only on wednesdays.
 
^ Would you have to have a sign? Because sometimes I see someone and go 'oh la la they are quite visually pleasing' but then I blink a few times and my adonis disappears and the guy turns out to be not quite so oh la la. :( I would have led him on with my big flashing 'Yes' and that's not cool.

Besides, being subtle is so much more fun. Even when guys are really, really thick.
 
muzby said:
^^^^ he doesnt realise it yet, but i've already bought my two local supermarkets out of aeroplane jelly, bought a big fuck off inflatable pool so we can all jelly wrestle.


now off to target to buy a twister board game for nude twister!!!!
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ok some advice
dont use dish washing detergent in with the jelly thinking it will make it more slipery
it makes it set like this taky jelly mass (and you have to scrap it off with your nails its so sticky)

you can buy powdered form sex lubricant at sex shops that makes up about 20 to 40 leters of "jelly" its used by strip clubs to make the jelly they used for jelly wrestling

oh and the all consestan shower after is a great bonding moment to

used to run a mixed team jely wresting party with friends
the guy vs girl fights always got the bigest cheer as the girls alwasy seemed to beat the guys


am a jelly wrestling ref can i jude the fights
pleasepleaseplease??
 
funluvingurl said:
Once my friends and I came up with this concept that every one should have signs on their foreheads that said either yes or no whenever you were infront of someone - to say whether or not you were attracted to the other person.

It made perfect sense at the time (we were stoned) and we spent about 2 hours just going "ohmigod, that would be so fantastic!!!" but then I think later we figured out exactly how annoying it could get. i.e. you walk into supermarket, theres a really old guy in the fruit section and his sign says yes.

I think I want the sign only on wednesdays.
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WoW, my mates and I were down at the beach last around December and we had a very similar idea. Albeit acid may have warped our already sick minds, but we all aggreed everybody should walk around with two flags. One green, and one red. if you find someone attractive, you simply show the green flag, and if you find them a turn off, you show them you red flag. no misunderstandings, no mixed messages, all just straight up, like a good scotch :)
 
I'm too subtle. It doesn't work. I need the sign. Dunno bout the flags though. What if I wanna wear pink? It would clash, and talk about a bitch to carry around :p
 
Originally posted by funluvingurl
Ok, the IQ test gave me a score of 131.

How interesting.


liv, let's not do the whoel iq dick sizing thing (only 'cause i'll eventually lose...i think muzby's got me beat already :p)...dunno. confused. (btw, i swear you owe me email...or is it me? well, it's nearly holidays so i'll try regardless...)

still single. kinda bored with it though. just need someone to talk with properly, i think. like there's plenty of people that i can talk to...and talk to for a long time. but very few are really interesting enough...or *interested* enough. i guess that's the problem.

heh, how ironic (sorta?) that a song by the casanovas just came on...most musicians are also really intelligent, but i swear this guy has the iq of a fucking door.
 
^^^I didn't post it like that. Although, the way I post in this thread people are going to think I'm stupid, so I'm just trying to regain ground.ok??

And you owe me about 3 emails actually. And I'm still waiting....no pressure or anything...

And I know exactly what you mean about the *interested thing*. I was talking to one of my single friends the other day and we agreed that the thing we're missing is basically someone who is wholey interested in us - and only us.
Because everyone else will listen to me for a certain amount of time, then get bored and walk off. :p
 
damn... i think we need a "bluelight confused thread"...

i've been seeing (well, shagging is probably a better word.. we dont actually talk much or go do anything...) this girl for a week and a bit now.... and tonite i just met her sister..

holy crap and half her sister is drop dead gorgeous, single, and can challenge me mentally....

now just the moral issue of which one to go for and how do i go about it....
 
Threesome with the two sisters muzby,he,he,he,he............. ;) .


Yes,I'm sick of being single too.I'm told all the time by girls("sadly NOT single one's :( "),that I'm funny,nice, good looking,smart and that single girls out there, are really missing out on a great guy.A shame they are NOT single, and if only it could help me find a nice single girl.

Anyway, PLUR to all the single people of bluelight :D .
 
PLUR Bro

but being peaceful, being a loving person, preaching unity and having respect for women so doesnt work man :P
 
Keep your fucking PLUR out of this thread boys. ;)

Muzby, I think the best advice has already been given to you in the SLR thread. If you can pull it off feign friendship with your current fuck buddy and spend as much time at the house of said fuck buddy and her stupendous sister. Charm the sister with your biting wit and devilish good looks and before you know it you'll be rooting the Cinderella of the family. Good luck on your quest. ;)

1234: Yeah I think conversation, close, intimate, detailed conversation is what I miss the most. My friends are awesome [and they know it] but I only ever see them when we're out and about and I really miss late night chats while you're lying in bed where you get to spit out everything that has been running through your mind all day. That being said, my short stories etc have been that much more intense because I've been using that as my outlet. So maybe this feeling of social/ emotional isolation is actually productive in a way? Bah... I'd still choose REAL conversation if the choice was there.

I think literature and film [anything fictional] has a lot to answer for when it comes to my idea of what a relationship should be. It's funny, the longer I'm single the more idealistic my fantasies become. I want that slap-in-the-face exaltation of new love that only happens in film and I want that perfectly subtle flirting and witty repartee that only happens in Jane Austen books.

Okay, so it looks like I may be losing my single friend to the call of a stupidly perfect man. My hope is that he has a friend who is equally cool and who is looking for a girl who is moody, selfish and sarcastic. Wonder what my chances are... [my fate is in your hands Mella ;)]
 
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