Bluelight Singles thread "Living without justification" Part 2

[gher]

All Sydney men are arseholes. They complain all sydney woman are pretentious bitches. Well as far I care I'm moving to Melbourne end of October before I join a nunnery or become a lesbian and leave the losers who live in Sydney for each other.

And your friend from last week was from out of town?

Homework due in the middle of the long weekend while everyone else is out having fun made me think of this thread.

 

[m4dd0g]

Id blatantly hit on m4dd0g and stalk him incessantly in this thread ...

Id return the attention but it I know you just want to use me and toss me aside like so much (dead sexy) garbage ... and mum says i shouldnt give it up to blatant hussies 8)

... all men who were from Adelaide and now live in QLD yet should be in Melbourne are all wankers.

Na, just me baby %)

 

[up all night]

Hey we haven't had a decent flirting session in here since vurtomatic and miss apple. Those were good times. I nominate the two of you to do a bit of virtual humping in here and liven it up a bit.

 

[zephyr]

^ Im being upstaged by his mum here, its kinda hard being an openly blatant hussy when he hides behind virtual apron strings.

 

[m4dd0g]

^ pfft, dont get frightened off. Its not like you're competing with my mum.
I asked and she said a 3-way was ok w her

8(

 

[zephyr]

^ I hear they do that sort of thing all the time in Townsville all the time.
(If you ever come visit me, leave your mum behind, Im sure shes lovely, but only when I have had a fucktonne of mdma do I swing that way).

Virtual flirting sucks, I prefer the real thing.

 

[up all night]

I don't think it's the virtual that's the problem.. probably more likely to be the whole mum thing that's going on here.

Actually no, it's probably the virtual.

I'm so smart that I whinge about someone I like leaving but then decide to ditch him and sit at home because I'm angry he's leaving. I make so much sense. Yes. Hmmm I need some virtual flirting.

*runs off to ... (I don't know, where do people online flirt these days?)*

 

[m4dd0g]

*mental note: talking about mummy issues is not flirting

so zephyr, will you be my virtual gf?

its a pretty good deal. you can say you have a bf if the social circumstance demands it, you can be offline when you dont want to have to deal with your bf's neurosis, you can pickup randoms without guilt, and you dont have to bother sorting out the whole finding a partner thing as its already sorted.

its win win really

 

[UnSquare]

Yes. Hmmm I need some virtual flirting.

Want some wine?

 

[UnSquare]

Yes.
I know I'm
"not your type"....

 

[UnSquare]

I still have wine,
thou,
Miss YUAN...

 

[UnSquare]

"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

"No, there's no way that's correct."

"I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago."

"Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?"

"No. No."

"No, that's what it means. Really."

"Agree to disagree."

 

[up all night]

Unsq, the only thing it requires to be my type is wine and you're quite obviously the main man in that department.

 

[UnSquare]

That...

When In Rome.

 

[preacha]

wine is such a faggoty drink though

you don't see vodka drinkers swirling a small amount of liquid in a goblet and sniffing it for 10 minutes

"this goes well with fish"
"ooh, for chocolate, this is divine"

which one goes well with getting inebriated extremely quickly for minimal expenditure?

 

[up all night]

preach, vodka doesn't come in 5L casks.

 

[preacha]

vodka doesn't NEED to

that's like disliking cocaine on the basis that doesn't come in giant packets like wizz fizz with a plastic spoon
you may argue that you don't sniff wizz fizz.........well i believe that's the ONLY way to consume it

 

[up all night]

In high school a group of my friends had a competition every party to see who could put the largest amount of Wizz Fizz in their mouth. It was funny to watch it fizz and bubble out their nose. I had really, really intelligent friends.

I guess this is vaguely related to what we're talking about.

Ok, maybe I should have said vodka doesn't come in 5L casks for $12.

 

[preacha]

i'm glad this conversation isn't off topic at all

the majority of people in this thread do not have a significant other because they are either weak minded idiots who don't understand the meaning of the word 'assertive', or they have conditioned themselves where they can only define themselves through a member of the opposite sex, thus leading to dependency issues.

that.....or most of you are just extremely unlikeable

there, back on topic

 

[UnSquare]

Something In The Way

which one goes well with getting inebriated extremely quickly for minimal expenditure?

So where do'ya wanna meetup fo the 'hypnol?

"this goes well with fish"

But vodka goes fantastically with herring.

Learn yo' basic's.