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Bluelight Nightclub: What can you contribute?

I can be the bouncer, and if you got a problem with that I'ld belt 5 shades of shit out of you. Plus I've been practising,
"Tst, not with those shoes mate."
"Can I see some ID please?"
"Security, we got a live one here."
Otherwise I can wear tight black t-shirts and gold chains. Then after I've had about 20 pills I will take of my t-shirt and hang it out of my back pocket then start dancing like a moron.
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If acid makes you see things why don't we give it to blind people?
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Computer games don't affect kids. If Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around a darkened room, munching pills. and listening to repetitive music...
 
LOL @ Sliip! We def need the token meathead!
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Im going to be running the illegal betting games in the back room. There will be poker, blackjack and Thursday night is strip poker/blackjack night!
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Here's the twist, there will be no money exchanging hands, only drugs. One pill will get you into the game, after getting tested by my little pill testing bitch (this position is still open and i will be asking for expressions of interest soon).
Plus i will whack a conversion rate plaque on the wall, ie -
One fifty of weed = One half-weight of goey
One half-weight of goey = 1.5 pills
The back room, known as "The Den" will only allow five players at a time. And while you ae waiting for your turn to play, you can play with the hookers or grab yourself a drink.
Best thread in ages...
Mooch
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When i was asleep, a vampire climbed in through my window and bit me. The worst part was that after, he sat and chatted with me for three hours and then stole all my trance.
 
i can do the following things:
1. get on the mic and yell 'bass in the place london!' or 'aaaaaaaarrrrrrrreeee yoooooooooouuuuuu rrrrrrrrrreaaaaaaadyyyyyyyyyyy?' in a bad london accent
2. plug my md recorder into the decks and mooch live sets
3. provide a half decent tune or two
4. provide many many ideas about what to do with the club (but not how to do it)
5. be a bouncer (albeit one of the skinnier ones)
6. be a drug guinea pig (i.e. answer questions like how would you rate this club out of 5 while on a. pils b. acid c. charlie d. piss etc etc)
i can send resumes hehehehehhehe
 
oooo0o0o0o0o0oooo MOOCHO lemme be your bitch!!
eheheh
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Can I be the bookings/promotions manager?
As well as our regular Fri/Sat line-up of DJ PhireXZ, DJ Tars, & DJ Horsey, we'll guarantee some killer internationals...
Luminaries of the dance world, such as:
*DJ Sash!
*DJ Bobo
*ATB
and of course,
*Public Domain
And the cover will be $25 - but only on the "international" nights.
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sneak2: Dude, you're not gonna do well as a promotions manager if you don't know the difference between a producer and a DJ... :p
...So it's Tarsarlan (Live) and Horsey (Live)...
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But I'm only playing if you get the Vengaboys down sometime too...
 
OK OK. I'll do the coke head thing and be bouncer....
Only if Sifu is by my side tho!
 
I want to be one of those guys that you see in the sophisticated-funky toilets. You know, those guys that hand you a towel and soap. Most of them are blind, or that's how they are portrayed in the movies.
Nice topic.
Oooh oooh... I wanna be one of those drunken fools that make up their own lyrics to songs that are playing, ie "Re-e-wind. When the crowd say go Bar tender!".
 
maybe i'll just haunt the club. even though im not very scary, every place needs their own resident spirit.
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maybe on some days when i need to be more assertive i can carry a meat cleaver when doing my rounds.
 
slaps sneak2..
stealing my job grrr...
come learn from the master
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we have to put dj tarsy in the back room... you'll learn these things
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it's only illegal if you get caught....
 
*walks in with his keys*
Hey guys, I need a hand, could about 15 people help carry my shit in
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Plus we got another truck out the front with a big green fuckoff 45 watt laser....where's the scaffolding
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Well, I don't think anyone's claimed this responsibility yet ... I'll hire, train and supervise the bartenders, cocktail waitresses and bussies ... 4 years experience in the hospitality industry I think I'm qualified!
 
I could man the First Aid stand, but I don't know about assisting the recently kneecapped munchee. (I would definitely call an ambulance for you though
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and maybe offer you some panadol!)
 
Well I guess I'll get kneecapped for some reason that is unknown to me. Of course like any club it will be ok for 6 months and then it will go to shit because it will start attracting the same usual crowd, will have a dodgy-fucker side to it and after a while you will be able to predict what music will be played there right down to which tracks will be played. While all this is going on many other ppl will be off looking for new clubs and events that are going on to find better music, keep with better people and crowds. I will be hobbling off with them (or following in a wheel chair if the job is done right) and leaving the clubs for a random night here or there in winter when nothing better is going on or maybe just slip back in there at some time for sentimental value (i.e. check out just how much 'it has all gone to shit').
Can anyone here say "Jaded Fuck"
*does a funky doof wheelchair spin*
{please note this does not apply to all clubs and can be seen as a somewhat twisted opinion}
 
I'll be with KDM at the substance testing stall as long as I can actually hear all layers of the musik from its locale. Apparently I studies marketing as well so I might be of assistance in working up a media schedule or something.
Plus I also want to be that dude who seems to know everyone but no one knows him.
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Dancing, the eternal quest to mash my ankles into dust.
 
Seeing as I've spent the last 6 months clubbing in the UK, I'll be the guy walking around saying (in best pinched-nose voice) "yes, the clubs in London were soo much better daaahling, and the drugs! Oh! Need I say more? Oh, you small and petty children, you know not of what a big night out is..."
Then someone else can play the role of first-aid when I get the crap kicked out of me.
 
as well as being the cloak room gurl... may i suggest havn a glowstand......who else is goin to sell glowstickz to the marioz... .. and bring the Kandy bracelets........ WE WANT A GLOW STORE
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High in Phat, Low in moral fibres.....
 
IN addition to my "Guy on the couch" role myself and LiveTillUDie will be managing the fudge stand :P
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Everyone knows cool hit it's peak in 1974.
 
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