this is tragic.
youre all standing around like pathetic giggling teenagers in one of those group circles that happen at nightclubs where everyone waits for someone else to enter the spotlight ..
now, with my hefty experience and highly reputed and sought after brute physique i am going to take charge around here and get things started.
first of all, i wouldnt get too excited too quick if i were you because we all know that the second mouse gets the cheese, and i can assure each of you that your hormonal angst is highly likely to abate once you find out what each other look like.
so just keep your eyes on me.
second of all, i'd like to warn you that the higher your drug intake the less chance there will be that you remember to take necessary precautions before getting in on this orgy thats about to happen. so may i remind you - if its not on, its just not on.
thirdly, with all that in mind,
I AM THE ROLL OF BLUE FUCKING ELECTRICAL TAPE.
EVERYONE FUCK ME NOW.
START MAKING A LINE PEOPLE.
SINGLE FILE.