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XThexXTank

XThexXTank

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So I got into an argument with this black guy I live with in the same house. He's convined that there's more than one version of santa. I tried tellin him there ain't but he was clearly innebriatedd at the time and stuck to his guns.

I'm sorry but santa is white. Coca cola says so. I've never seen a black santa at the mall. Never. Maybe in africa but this ain't africa. Santa universally is considered white.

He done told me my version of santa is white but I don't think so. Sure if you go round the world you'll find other santas to fit the demographics but there's only one.

Thoughts?
 
There is no Santa, only Satan!
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As a global service, we wish to sympathetically reflect the communities we serve.

Therefore, subcontracted Santa representatives wear black makeup when visiting more ethnic territories.

As we say... "tis the season to be golly".

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XThexXTank said:
So I got into an argument with this black guy I live with in the same house. He's convined that there's more than one version of santa. I tried tellin him there ain't but he was clearly innebriatedd at the time and stuck to his guns.

I'm sorry but santa is white. Coca cola says so. I've never seen a black santa at the mall. Never. Maybe in africa but this ain't africa. Santa universally is considered white.

He done told me my version of santa is white but I don't think so. Sure if you go round the world you'll find other santas to fit the demographics but there's only one.

Thoughts?
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Did you mention to him that Santa isn't real?
 
There are many black santas all over the place I've seen them many times in stores and at friends houses. Originally Santa was Saint Nicholas and he was black.

Even Jesus is not white- I went to Catholic shool for a year and learned that due to the location of his whereabouts and home (desert type enviorenmemt) make it impossible for him to be white...he may of not been black but definitely very tan and a rugged beard.

LMAO at usin coca cola as proof as a white Jesus...making Jesus white gives the major population (white people) a better connection with him
 
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