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Big Dick Problems

I can say ive never had a raging boner in public ROFL. the only time i have random boners is when im sleeping...

i guess i dont have a big dick problem...hmmmm...weird.
 
any big ball sack pain? anything like the sack sticking to your leg from sweat, scrunched up underwear, clothing problems, any slight sack tap and its a world of pain. fucking sucks ahhahaha
 
was this thread moved from the lounge?

it kind of doesnt look serious enough to be in SLR?
 
it is definitely not a troll thread though is it - would you maybe perhaps call it a light hearted fun thread.. :|
 
thenightwatch said:
weird. i get random boners fairly often, and i'm 26 years old.
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you lack self control

i used to body search men at an airport and as a gay man some of these dudes were super hot and my face was in their crotch at times when searching their ankles. with an audience of 400+ people in the que watching from afar i learned to calm down my dick by thinking of burning tar or pneumatic drills. it just requires focus and to bring yourself to the emotion of disgust rapidly because arousal and disgust cannot co-exist

annoyingly some super sexy dudes were redoing a road near me in london so now i cant use that anymore. sheesh

my dick isn't huge but it pokes up and is like a rock so is hard to hide. annoying. i always carry a backpack and use that to hide it...
 
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pofacedhoe said:
you lack self control

i used to body search men at an airport and as a gay man some of these dudes were super hot and my face was in their crotch at times when searching their ankles. with an audience of 400+ people in the que watching from afar i learned to calm down my dick by thinking of burning tar or pneumatic drills. it just requires focus and to bring yourself to the emotion of disgust rapidly because arousal and disgust cannot co-exist

annoyingly some super sexy dudes were redoing a road near me in london so now i cant use that anymore. sheesh

my dick isn't huge but it pokes up and is like a rock so is hard to hide. annoying. i always carry a backpack and use that to hide it...
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Lol <3
 
Just looked back a page.

This thread is toooo lulzy.

Go commando, stop trying to hide something the universe gave you (your dick, or a boner), just wear it proud.

Fuck underwear shopping...it's just more stuff.

Gals CAN have sex with you as much as they want - both parties just nee to be a lil more tentative about fucking...especially if they're not used to large uns - It takes a lil while to stretch some gals out - that's what soft shallow fucking is for. It's all about technique bruv.
thenightwatch said:
lots of busty girls talk about all the day-to-day problems they face from having large breasts. well, well-endowed guys have problems too.

-- impossible to find underwear that fits right both at the waist and in the crotch. ladies: imagine if bras only came in "small," "medium," "large," and "extra large"!

-- if you go commando you get accused of having a boner even when you're totally limp

-- if you actually do get a boner it is literally *impossible* to hide

-- girlfriends can't have sex with you as much because they get sore, or if they do power through it they can even end up bleeding :/

what else?
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You shouldn't be having sexual problems at our age.

Brook88 said:
the vagina definitely can be stretched a bit., Whether it returns to where it was before I'm not sure, yet.
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Kegels my friend. PC contractions. AWARENESS.
 
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