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Best way to make use of my lsd

Arnold said:
There's some belters in there!

Let darwinism take it's course I say =D.
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The arrested thread on that website is very scary. You've certainly convinced me not to do it, or atleast to wait a while yet, any advice on what to do with the 5 very strong lsd hits I have? Maybe sell or burry them?
 
Manmythlegend said:
The arrested thread on that website is very scary. You've certainly convinced me not to do it, or atleast to wait a while yet, any advice on what to do with the 5 very strong lsd hits I have? Maybe sell or burry them?
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Wrap them in foil and put them at the bottom of a box of something important. Then set an alert on google calendar with the location and the details of what you stashed, and forget about them till uni or about that time. Maybe the summer before uni would be a good time, or wait till after freshman year, go to a festival and spend a 5 day weekend gloriously high (probably not the best venue for a first time, probably get a few sampler experiences under your belt before that). Oh, and make sure you have a mate you proper trust to trip-sit, just in case things start looking off they can help you get back on the rails before it really goes tits up.
 
I once took some Orange Sunshine acid, and discovered rather painfully how it got its name. I became convinced I was an orange, and feeling rather thirsty I decided to eat a bit of myself. Unfortunately, when I tried to remove the seeds, I inadvertently tore my testicles off and threw them in the bin. Then I ate my cock.

Shortly afterwards, I stared at the sunshine for too long and melted my eyeballs.

Luckily, the acid caused me to connect with the cosmic consciousness, so I now have stars in my eyes (and sprouts in my scrotum)...
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
I once took some Orange Sunshine acid, and discovered rather painfully how it got its name. I became convinced I was an orange, and feeling rather thirsty I decided to eat a bit of myself. Unfortunately, when I tried to remove the seeds, I inadvertently tore my testicles off and threw them in the bin. Then I ate my cock.

Shortly afterwards, I stared at the sun for too long and melted my eyeballs.

Luckily, the acid caused me to connect with the cosmic consciousness, so I now have stars in my eyes (and sprouts in my scrotum)...
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If you wanted Sprout to be in your pants all you had to do was offer him a good whack of a strong stim (and probably put some actual pants under your fishnets, just to avoid any semantic tricksery) and wink invitingly. Probably even skip the wink if the stim you're offering is meth...
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
I once took some Orange Sunshine acid, and discovered rather painfully how it got its name. I became convinced I was an orange, and feeling rather thirsty I decided to eat a bit of myself. Unfortunately, when I tried to remove the seeds, I inadvertently tore my testicles off and threw them in the bin. Then I ate my cock.

Shortly afterwards, I stared at the sunshine for too long and melted my eyeballs.

Luckily, the acid caused me to connect with the cosmic consciousness, so I now have stars in my eyes (and sprouts in my scrotum)...
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This is a lie the guy who thought he was an orrange was on bath salts i know people who have done acid and have described it in detail and this is nothing like what acid does...
And thanks for the advice squidinsunglasses, do you know if they will still be potent enough to get me high after all that time?
 
Firstly, set up a hidden camera. Then, tell your parents you're going to cook them a lovely meal, then drop two tabs, do your cooking and sit down with them to eat. Upload the video footage, whenever you are capable.

I have nothing serious to say, it's already all been said. Acid can be mind-bendingly unnerving. I don't take it much, at all, because despite being what I'd call a hardened druggy, it can definitely tickle me in the wrong way. If you're going to do it, try half, or even a quarter and just enjoy some giggles. Again, as stated, 16 is too young, and it could have a long-term impact on your life. My advice is to wait, and perhaps try some gentler psychedelics, such as 2C-B, before doing acid. Again, even 2C-B can be pretty mind-expanding, so watch your dosage, and preferably wait a couple of years!
 
SquidInSunglasses said:
If you wanted Sprout to be in your pants all you had to do was offer him a good whack of a strong stim (and probably put some actual pants under your fishnets, just to avoid any semantic tricksery) and wink invitingly. Probably even skip the wink if the stim you're offering is meth...
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We have a rather mutually beneficial arrangement actually, so no coercion was necessary. He gets somewhere warm and spacious to live (well he is only little), and is close enough to my bladder to get first dibs on any active metabolites that happen to be sloshing around in my urine. In return, he lets me use his rather impressive and very firm modstick as a prosthetic penis when the wife wants a good seeing to.

On the downside, he's always ogling the wife's naughty bits when we're making luuuurve, and he's also worryingly close to my arse...
 
I'm surprised he can get past all the watermelons and other fruit based sex toys lodged up there...

found the greentext I was thinking of, incidentally:
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F.U.B.A.R. said:
I once took some Orange Sunshine acid, and discovered rather painfully how it got its name. I became convinced I was an orange, and feeling rather thirsty I decided to eat a bit of myself. Unfortunately, when I tried to remove the seeds, I inadvertently tore my testicles off and threw them in the bin. Then I ate my cock.

Shortly afterwards, I stared at the sunshine for too long and melted my eyeballs.

Luckily, the acid caused me to connect with the cosmic consciousness, so I now have stars in my eyes (and sprouts in my scrotum)...
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This happened to me too...but i thought i was a watermelon ;)
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Freddy Mercury is actually alive and well and resides in my arse - surviving on a diet of watermelons. In return, he mans the sphincter to keep out undesirables such as Consumer and Sprout.
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I've got to say, as far as it goes for people to protect you from dangers coming via the butthole, Mercury probably isn't quite suitable. Unless it's one of those "patron saint of an area that's actually just a sick joke on the way you died" things, who knows...
 
SquidInSunglasses said:
I've got to say, as far as it goes for people to protect you from dangers coming via the butthole, Mercury probably isn't quite suitable. Unless it's one of those "patron saint of an area that's actually just a sick joke on the way you died" things, who knows...
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On the contrary, he's the perfect choice for sphincter security. As you know, the man is an astounding arsehole aficionado - having spent his entire life attempting to enter through the backdoor. Now he's finally managed to get through completely, and is not willing to let his personal nirvana be threatened by invasions of riff raff (though I suspect he lets Elton visit every now and then).
 
To momentarily drag this back to a reality that is not sticky and full of seed, can I get a conformation from one of the acid snobs on here that "wrapped in tin foil and left in the bottom of a drawer or box" is good enough to keep acid potent for a few years? I don't want to accidentally give the illusion of knowledge when there is every chance I was performing anal ventriloquism as it's not a topic I have first-hand experience on.
 
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