Oh good lord. Ok, it's 4:30am over here and I'm feelin' bitter. Here we go.
Yes, Amphetamines DO enhance sex...for you...for just over 3 minutes...if you're lucky. Thumbs down unless you're a crack head.
Hallucinogens, no. This is Valentines day, we're talking hard drugs. Leave the sex with a yellow circle for the Fourth.
Marijuana, doesn't matter. I'm outta the circle anyway, I avoid Weed like the AIDS. I can't imagine why intense drying and hunger could enhance sex. Yet, I know people who do it. And then again, I know people who poke things to see if the sign on it is wrong.
Benzos, eh, ok I guess. Seems like more of an appetizer to me. Like they say...don't fill up on the shrimp, you won't remember it the next morning.
Ecstasy. We're getting there now. A good fuck drug and a good romance drug. Hell, it's a good repair the gutters drug. However, people seem to fall into two traps with this. Can't get it up (leave the Viagra outta this) or get it up WAY to fast and bust before she know's you're in. So we move on to my choice...
Heroin/Opiates. Yes, yes, yes. You will go for hours. And you will keep going until you collapse from exhaustion. And your semen will stay put. So if you're a selfish bastard go with the Meth. If you're in it for her also, lookie here. Good stuff. Not for the weak of stomach unfortunately. Also, for the most important person on V. Day (those of us who are single), this is the best drug for sure! Better get the couch ready!
Now, what about those who want more more more? You wanna go all out on Valentines? No problem. All of the above. I say pick three or four and have at it. Mix n' match! Just like a slot machine...