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Best cold medicine ever AKA The Great NyQuil Fantasy Reformulation

pseudanon

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...and don't be afraid to use a nuke when you could just use a hand grenade, like why use Advil when you could use heroin? Here's one way to look at it: pretend you're Walter Bishop and reformulate NyQuil the way you would if money and laws were no object.

Another way to think of it is, "If drugs had no negative side effects, no addiction etc., what would I take?"

I'm just bored and sick, thinking about this. Probably booze and opiates--vicodin, suboxone, oxy, morphine, and heroin--have given me the fullest and most immediate relief from that bane of modern existence: the common cold. 1/2 a bottle of scotch and a few lines of h--now that's what I call a proper reformulation of NyQuil!

Mmmm...Laudanum.

Anyways, while I wait out this cold I look forward to your responses. The only rules are:

1.) It must actually alleviate/palliate the symptoms of a cold.
2.) It must not kill you.
 
Opium tincture? People still get that shit? Lucky. I don't rly get the thread but.. Iuno, OxyNorm and Somas, liquid, tastes like.. Sweet tea. That will cure my cold.. 10mg/ml, and 125mg/ml. Yeeeee.
 
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