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Aegslenaarthes

Bluelighter
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Aug 29, 2012
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Barnyard Valley, UK
greetings from the uk. i need love <3
we all need love in some way i suppose; compassion for one another, mutual respect, someone who can make you feel better about yourself.

i was asleep for over 20 years, now i'm awake and it is raining harder than it has ever been. wont somebody bring me in out of the rain and show me something i have never seen before. the only problem with being out in the rain is that stimuli which might bring out feelings of joy and enlightenment in others just don't cut it for me.

i take for granted that metaphors might be commonplace on here.

i'm not depressed i suppose, just bored. so many glug glugs who can't see what is right in front of them, or perhaps that is just me. it's not enough for me, you know? it's been raining for about 2 years now, i guess there are just some things i need to let go. perhaps taking this to a forum is like having a pencil dive into a bandsaw, but what's different to real life other than that this is textual.

it's student o'clock for me in a few weeks. i'm still young enough to fit in with the other chaps who are going there but all they are going to do is drink beer and tell me how they are high on life. i have a phobia of ending up in the same night club with the same douche bags every night of the week. as i believe we have established already, i want something more.

this is by no means a metaphor of procurement, but that of the desire for enlightenment. just to set the record straight.

as i said, it's raining. i just want some love.
a moderator would probably see right through this, as i work my fickle, disproportionate way down that list. i hope i have done the purpose of this forum justice, this time.
 
i almost forgot:
opiates - except tramalamadamadol. word through the grapevine is that certain people can't really take that anymore. vomiting was never much fun for me.
sweet sativa - it's the gateway to something alright
the holy grail - i just want to open the green door so i can find out what's behind it. they say it's incredibly hard to find and not easy to appreciate.
 
many people go through self involved phases when becoming adults, becoming disillusioned with what they see around them and the other way people act, thinking that they are the only people who "see through it all", when they are merely focussing on one aspect of life and ignoring the rest of it.
 
i've had many a sunburned scrotum dangling in my face

^ that is the best quote i've heard all day. So i decided to quote it. I feel like it would hurt like crap to get a scrotum sunburn. Sometimes i try to imagine having a sunburn on my vagina but i think you probably wouldnt be able to tell (sight-wise, im sure id FEEL it) cause its already pink anyway. The inside of it, that is. Ive actually discussed the possibility of that happening in real life (getting a sunburn on the inside of your vag), we came to the conclusion that it would be pretty hard. Major dedication to the cause would be required. Someone with a private beach, a big giant vagina, and a video camera should attempt this and document it on the internet. Get to it, folks.
 
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