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BDD Social/Info Thread v23 -"been in dsperate need of nds lznggg" Effie

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effie said:
Where are you going Kayla?

BabyG haha unfortunately in my experience telling guys you are a lesbian just makes them try harder! But I like that line, going to save it for future use ;) If it was in a club it would have been easier but sat round a mates house I find it harder to tell someone to fuck off ;)

edit: fuck I just lost an hour, clocks went forwards, suddenly it is 2.30am :|
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Lmao yeah, it does backfire sometimes.
Time change - ok I thought I was like really high bc BL showed my post at 8:25 pm n I looked at the clock n it's 9:25 pm. Wtf is goin on?!
 
effie said:
Hahaha :D thank you all! Yeah direct is the best way I think :|

Srsly my mate had to rescue me, I need to up my game I think, clearly I am not rude enough ;)

He also managed to slip into conversation how big his cock is. Guys - pro-tip - don't do this unless in a joking kinda way, it just makes you look ridiculous/creepy/like a liar ;)
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effie, you should have been like "well it is good I know its length, but I will need to know the exact circumference, weight down to the gram, and a plaster paris mold before I even consider it". Haha. But really sometimes saying really off-the-wall shit might help ward of these guys. I don't know, or you could just be polite, but direct.
 
Hahaha :D

I am glad I asked for help, getting some good tips guys, thanks! I swear I used to be better at it.

Guy also told me he did not like music. Insta-turnoff. What, not any music???
 
Alex000 said:
effie, you should have been like "well it is good I know its length, but I will need to know the exact circumference, weight down to the gram, and a plaster paris mold before I even consider it". Haha. But really sometimes saying really off-the-wall shit might help ward of these guys. I don't know, or you could just be polite, but direct.
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Lmfao. Say something like "Really? Bc I think my spliff weighs more than your dick" haha.
 
Hehe :D

I did pass my spliff to my friend on the other side not him when I was done..
 
That weird, our clocks went forward an hour like two weeks ago.... Ha ha on some of the ideas...or, instead of saying you are pregnant, you could say that you are desperately trying to get pregnant and ask if he is ready for children right now.... I think that would probably send most guys running!
 
tricomb said:
Maybe he was a serial killer
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Yeah I think that was one of the most bizarre things anyone has ever said to me ;) That's cool, I can take on a serial killer, at least I wouldn't need to feel bad about being a dick to them..

Beachcat said:
That weird, our clocks went forward an hour like two weeks ago.... Ha ha on some of the ideas...or, instead of saying you are pregnant, you could say that you are desperately trying to get pregnant and ask if he is ready for children right now.... I think that would probably send most guys running!
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:D haha! Yes that should work I imagine..

Thanks guys! BL: HR and top tips for dealing with creepers..

How's everyone's night going?
 
it's raining, hard. Had a good time w/ MDMA today but my pain levels are through the roof. Just dosed some oxymorphone hoping it will help smooth out the transition
 
holllly shit I was just about to edit my post, My eyes went from saucers to pin points and I could nod if I wanted to. I don't usually aim for a nodding dose but I figured I'd use a little extra to combat the body load and I wish I had taken my blood pressure before and after, it would be something very interesting to see.
 
I posted this in OD social the other day but it still applies:

You know you got a good hit of oxymorphone when... Your push the plunger, gasp as your muscles tighten, then exhale deeply as your whole body relaxes. You allow your eyes to roll back into your head enjoying the warmth of the chemical blanket, and as waves of euphoria overwhelm your senses, you realize it's time to breathe again.
 
BabyGurl3171 said:
For some reason my BL post time is an hour behind the real time now. I'm sooo confused.
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Are you set to the right timezone?

tricomb said:
I posted this in OD social the other day but it still applies:

You know you got a good hit of oxymorphone when... Your push the plunger, gasp as your muscles tighten, then exhale deeply as your whole body relaxes. You allow your eyes to roll back into your head enjoying the warmth of the chemical blanket, and as waves of euphoria overwhelm your senses, you realize it's time to breathe again.
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*infracted for triggering* ;)
 
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