Battlebumps, the exciting new drugs-based board game

[Uncle Robert]

I have an idea that could be worth millions.

Take a game of Battleships, but instead of placing boats on the grid you place bumps of ketamine.


Oh no you sunk my battlebump!

*sniff*


Thoughts?

 

[swampdragon]

I think it would be a big hit with teenagers. :D

 

[Albion]

Sounds like a deleted scene from Brass Eye.

 

[maxalfie]

Followed by a game of Monkey Tennis

 

[Pagey]

I'd buy that.

 

[AcidTrippin]

Buy it? Make it yourself easy enough to draw a grid , know few people who do this with shots. Could do it with few acid tabs or hits of DMT or something. I'd be all for the ket, but past ship 5 expect me to have joined them on sinking to the floor.

 

[Albion]

Doing it with acid tabs might be a bit rubbish. It'd take 30 minutes for the first one to kick in, by which time you've probably finished the game and are wondering whether eating enough acid to sink a battleship was a good idea in the first place.