i have more tomoatos and cucumbers than i know what to do with. come get some.
so...figs, eh? i have a fig tree in my front yard, but it's not doing anything right now. tell me about figs, i don't know anything about them, other than they're delicious.
i've read that sometimes they produce in the fall, so i guess it depends on the kind of fig tree? i have no clue what kind of fig tree i have. i'm dumb as fuck.
I've tried gardening these past few years and decided I hate it, unfortunately. Slugs, caterpillars and disease make the whole thing totally unrewarding for me. Plus I live in England and it's usually cold.
I really wish this wasn't the case.
Pests area awful. I have a few outdoor raised bed gardens for veggies and flowers and some containers for herbs. But, lately, I can't get enough of my house plants. I have a few cacti and a bunch of succulents. Some pothos and a tiny corn tree. And some large bamboo. No pests. You just have to find a sunny spot for most of these dudes.
Excellent, more melons in slings ☺