The_Gray_Rival
Bluelighter
Asian Q and A time!
By: GRAY RIVAL
Hey, you look like that Chinese girl/guy in that movie. Is that you?
-No, it is not I. The reason you think so, apparently, is that every Oriental person looks the same. We must be manufactured from some sweatshop or something.
How can you see with your eyes closed/with those tiny eyes?
-How should I answer this¡¦Sigh, let me think. Oh, well, first of all, I can see. No, fuck you. My eyes seem to be wider than yours as you¡¯re too blind and ignorant to realize that that was a fucked up question.
Hey Justin, did you do your homework?
-No¡¦my name is not Justin! You¡¯re confusing me with the other Oriental kid in the class. And that¡¯s funny because we really do look nothing alike. And yes, I did do my homework.
Are you Chinese or Japanese?
-Well let¡¯s see. Because we only have two options to choose from, I must be some strange aberration or freak, or in other words Korean, Vietnamese, Filipino, Thai, etc.
You don¡¯t see me asking you if you¡¯re Haitian or Jamaican, Irish or British, Russian or Polish, Hispanic or from Spain.
Why are your penises so small?
-Mine happens to be seven inches long with a six-inch girth, FUCK OFF!
You¡¯re all so smart, can I cheat off of you?
-Sure, but if you do you¡¯ll get a C and then later a zero to boot, when the teacher figures out the dumbshit thing you did.
Why are you guys so shy?
-Because you¡¯re always putting us down, you fucking assholes.
How come all of you know Martial Arts?
-A small percentage of us actually know martial arts. I happen to know Tae Kwon Do, and practice Jeet Kune Do. But I know these arts only as an individual. Not as a member of a race, do I take them. The reason I know them is so I can kick the living shit out of you. I swear to god!
By: GRAY RIVAL
Hey, you look like that Chinese girl/guy in that movie. Is that you?
-No, it is not I. The reason you think so, apparently, is that every Oriental person looks the same. We must be manufactured from some sweatshop or something.
How can you see with your eyes closed/with those tiny eyes?
-How should I answer this¡¦Sigh, let me think. Oh, well, first of all, I can see. No, fuck you. My eyes seem to be wider than yours as you¡¯re too blind and ignorant to realize that that was a fucked up question.
Hey Justin, did you do your homework?
-No¡¦my name is not Justin! You¡¯re confusing me with the other Oriental kid in the class. And that¡¯s funny because we really do look nothing alike. And yes, I did do my homework.
Are you Chinese or Japanese?
-Well let¡¯s see. Because we only have two options to choose from, I must be some strange aberration or freak, or in other words Korean, Vietnamese, Filipino, Thai, etc.
You don¡¯t see me asking you if you¡¯re Haitian or Jamaican, Irish or British, Russian or Polish, Hispanic or from Spain.
Why are your penises so small?
-Mine happens to be seven inches long with a six-inch girth, FUCK OFF!
You¡¯re all so smart, can I cheat off of you?
-Sure, but if you do you¡¯ll get a C and then later a zero to boot, when the teacher figures out the dumbshit thing you did.
Why are you guys so shy?
-Because you¡¯re always putting us down, you fucking assholes.
How come all of you know Martial Arts?
-A small percentage of us actually know martial arts. I happen to know Tae Kwon Do, and practice Jeet Kune Do. But I know these arts only as an individual. Not as a member of a race, do I take them. The reason I know them is so I can kick the living shit out of you. I swear to god!
