Arma-Goddamn-Motherfuckin-Geddon

Sometimes, when watching Fox News or some particularly disgusting political diatribe I slap myself in the forehead and actually pray that a comet/meteorite strike this wicked world. Purge it of the sorry lifeforms that should be evolving, but focus time and energy into dick pills and subliminal marketing tactics.

But I fear that if a disaster like the one I often call for should happen, the doomed would have nowhere to go and that the filthy swine would have their bunkers and it would play out like some weird scene from Dr.Strangelove.

Would that be life I wonder? Stuck in some bunker with people like the Queen of England, Billy Graham, or Geraldo Rivera? And should they be stuck for 100's of years wtf would their offspring produce? Wow that could make for an excellent B Movie lol

 

You direct, I'll produce :D Sounds like a wonderful idea, especially because it's so true. We do live on a planet full of idiots, but we also live on a planet full of a lot of wonderful people. So I say Darwinism, let the stupid people die off, after all they are stupid. Who cares what they fuck up? They get to miss out on fully experiencing life because they're so one sided and stupid.

 

You direct, I'll produce :D Sounds like a wonderful idea, especially because it's so true. We do live on a planet full of idiots, but we also live on a planet full of a lot of wonderful people. So I say Darwinism, let the stupid people die off, after all they are stupid. Who cares what they fuck up? They get to miss out on fully experiencing life because they're so one sided and stupid.

ahh Grasshoppah Social Darwinism is what also influenced the Nazis and other like minded swine......but I do agree that the world is not with out wonderful people. But in the words of Bill Hicks "We shoot those people!" lol

idk......there are just times when I look up to the sky and say, "Oh comet please come!" lol Hopefully I will be one of the survivors that gets to teach all the post-apocolyptic kiddies history! Hey some call me a dreamer, but I am not the only one

 

And the title is taken from the Marilyn Manson song.......yup it is what I hope to play on a PA system when the revolution comes..........heh I got a girlboner thinking of that :D