Are you "That guy/girl"? Tell us your stories!

[faris]

that is fuckin nasty. im never inviting you to my house. but it made me lol.

yeah, you know what's potentially even nastier? i wasn't the first chick to use that bathroom that night........

 

[Damien]

Great stories guys! Let's wait for a couple more and I will throw a poll up.

 

[euphoria]

yeah, you know what's potentially even nastier? i wasn't the first chick to use that bathroom that night........

yeah but girls can drip dry... that aint too gross... its like when ur camping and u piss outside anyway. there aint no TP out there!!!

 

['medicine cabinet']

ah not all the time but yea more than once ive been that guy. at a new years party i got really wasted on beer and vodka, smoked a bunch of weed and took some roxicodone. my buddies and i somehow ended up at his neighbors house and ended up getting pretty rowdy. i kept asking "where are we?" so finally after about an hour of me not knowing where i was and asking every ten minutes and my cousin laughing loud as hell and playing the kids moms piano my friends and i were asked to leave.

there was another time when i took a few mgs of xanax and shot about .25g of really strong dope. i was watching a movie with a few friends and my one buddy kept poking me with one of those extendable pointer things everytime i would nod out. i think everyone thought i was going to die on the floor because of how fucked up im was.

i have that problem a lot too lol, ill do way more than everyone else and get jammed the fuck out. gotta push it to the limit! yea! no i just kidding tho, dont push it to the limit! yea!

 

[Pillthrill]

OK, this isn't the greatest story but...
When I was getting around to starting college I used to go up and see my friends that were already in college. Well even though it was a dry campus we would drink pretty heavy. Well, one night I drank a 6 pack to cheerleader beer by myself, I had no tolerance then. I decide that I'm going to be stripper for the night so with 3 or 4 guys in the room I strip down and dance for hours. I was so trashed that I was trying to do lap dances, I was on the guy's lap and I threw my head back and bend backwards and hit my head on the floor.
This was at a Christian college...fyi. Well the guy's next door neighbor was really churchy. Well he gets upset that we are playing music so late and keeps banging on the wall.
So one of the guys decides to take me, very very drunk at this point and totally naked to knock on this guy's door. Well I knock and he comes to the door..I ask "Is there a problem?" He says no and shuts the door.
At this point my friend's roomate and another guy join the party before I am later taken down to the room I'm going to crash in butt as naked, walking clear down the hall on a guy's floor. Needless to say, I earn my merits with those guys for the rest of the year...they still talk about it lol

 

[Rogue Robot]

what's the word on this?

 

[Damien]

OH SHI-!!! Thank you very much! Poll added for one week!

 

[Rogue Robot]

i figured if we were being social, we could be social in another forum, too. then i remembered this thread.

 

[Damien]

I voted for Syyth007.

At the usual high school party, a (large) friend and I decided to create an entryway from the living room into the kitchen. The house was incredibly crowded and it took too long to get to the beer/liquor (which was in the kitchen... obviously). The hole ended up being about four feet high, by three feet wide (we removed the entire wall between the support beams). The kid who threw the party started crying once he found the hole. Apparently the house was brand new. I laughed about it at the time, but feel kind of bad about it now.

LOL that really takes the cake IMO.

 

[Youkai]

I one time was coming home from norfolk Va to richmond Va and brought a bunch fo rolls with me because it was my britherday in a fe days and I wanted to roll with some old friends I grew up with. we ended up at a friends parents house where they were having a BBQ and everyone was sitting around together having drinks with teh neighbors and the kids and stuff. well I ended up just eating half a roll and taking a few drinks, somehow a few hours later I had 5-6 rolls in my had alot of my friends rollinga nd was drunk as shit, pilled the hell out trying to give the neighbors and there kids XTC. these are all straight suberban people. I woke in the morning to an empty jar and went directly back home without seeing anyone. I felt so embarassed.

 

[Lucky SeVen]

Well I never use to be "that guy" but as I've gotten older I've had a few (uhumh) ecperiences of being "that guy"

One time I drank a 12er and a whole bottle of rum....and then some....Ate some O.C. and started acting really crazy. I went out to eat with my freinds and met peeps they knew there. Appearently they didnt want to be there so the whole time I looked across the table at the peeps and said "fuck you ni**ers" (they arent black and Im not racist but anyhoo) I kept doing that and eventually started dipping my twenty dollar bill into the cheese and salsa bowls and eating from it.
Head back to my bros apartment and realize that math is the language of the universe and start talking to everybody in numbers.

Went outside and talke to a cop that lived in the complex (this part I remember) and finally my freinds came outside and explained to him I was drunk (cool cop). Go back inside and ended up having sex with some girl. Woke up the next day and told my freind I had white crust on my dick.

He started laughing and said you dont remember having sex witht hat girl do you? I remembered the girl but not the sex part. He told me I smelled like a nasty vag. odor after I sexed her and I agreed because I still kinda stunk.

ne Ways one of my crazy blacked out stories.

 

[Jesse Drake II]

I'm currently "that guy", who voted for his own story.

 

[btrswiet7u4ia]

Unfortunately I'm the person that goes even crazier and ends up nearly killing "that guy"
See... I don't think i'm high, then I see somebody who's wasted break some shit, or do something stupid...
And I go crazy, and attack them.

 

[btrswiet7u4ia]

I voted for Syyth007.

LOL that really takes the cake IMO.

Agreed!!!

 

[phactor]

Did the defecating fellow say anything? I mean, WTF was going through his head when you reach under the stall, between the guys legs, to grab now poo-germ-laden syringes?

That would weird me out a bit.
Did you just start whistling a cheery tune or something after that, like it never happened?

Its the Chicago greyhound station so its somewhat expected and I bet the guy turned the other way.... I've only taken the hound a few times but thats the spot I start out of when I do. Worst I've done is smoke a blunt outside with some random dudes, but people try to sell crack and dope outside there all the time. Still thats pretty damn gross.

I remember a guy stopping there and telling me "Man, I just got out of Jail do you want to buy some weed"

Me "No dude I'm set"

Guy: "How bout some crack"

Me "Uhh no I'm alright"

Guy "Can I at least get a cigarette"

Me "Of course"


That bathroom is also usually littered with baggies and beer/hard liqour bottles. Its a fucking pit. That being said the old Chicago greyhound station was worse.

Riding greyhounds can suck but damn its cheap. Last time I took it I paid 80 bucks for a roundtrip from Chicago to Asheville NC.... you really can't beat that.

Just make sure you bring some booze and a book with you...


Anyways I can't really remember my blackout stories because I haven't been a bad drunk in years. Although not once but twice I feel off a high stage while singing karoke at this bar that would serve underage kids and that same year I would fall down the stairs constantly. Also I ended up in the ER because of this... I tried to hide this from my parents, but the guilt ate away at me. I fessed up and they said "We knew the whole time, your story was so bullshit"... opps.

 

[simplytaylor]

One time in college, I was drinking with friends in a dorm room. After drinking waaaay too much bacardi, I blacked out. The next thing I remember, I'm waking up on a damp futon and my hair is all crusty. My friends were scrambling about the room, bitching and moaning about my antics of the previous night. I had no recollection of what went on. They informed me that I woke up in the middle of the night, stepped on my friend's neck as I stumbled across the room naked, and proceded to expose myself to a girl sleeping on the futon. She woke up, and thinking I was trying to get fresh with her, just rolled over and tried to ignore me. Apparently, I then commenced a marathon piss session all over her head and futon. She freaked out and left the room in hysterics. I then passed back out in my drunker stupor on the piss soaked futon.

Not one my prouder moments.

 

[Damien]

Wow. Just. wow. lol!

 

[vacathizzle]

Me and a pretty big group of friends drive up to the top of this ridge in our town and have bonfires fairly often...

last time I was up there, we had a 30 pack and someone had a case full of those little airplane bottles of vodka. I started pounding those down, not really considering the fact that each one is a solid shot at least.. easily drank 12 or 13 of those, plus 4 or 5 beers. Smoked a blunt, and proceeded to vomit everywhere.

It took us an hour to make the 15 minute drive back down the hill cause i had to stop to throw up so many times... i even took a fat shit right in the middle of the road haha.

We make it down the hill, and my friends try and get me to eat a banana, to which I promptly reply "I'D RATHER SUCK DICK THAN EAT A BANANA!"

Also, when we drink we have this rule, if you pass out with your shoes on your free game to get fucked with. Well, apparently I remembered to take my shoes off, but i was so drunk that they woke me up and convinced me to put them back on, haha.

 

[silvernavi]

One time in college, I was drinking with friends in a dorm room. After drinking waaaay too much bacardi, I blacked out. The next thing I remember, I'm waking up on a damp futon and my hair is all crusty. My friends were scrambling about the room, bitching and moaning about my antics of the previous night. I had no recollection of what went on. They informed me that I woke up in the middle of the night, stepped on my friend's neck as I stumbled across the room naked, and proceded to expose myself to a girl sleeping on the futon. She woke up, and thinking I was trying to get fresh with her, just rolled over and tried to ignore me. Apparently, I then commenced a marathon piss session all over her head and futon. She freaked out and left the room in hysterics. I then passed back out in my drunker stupor on the piss soaked futon.

Not one my prouder moments.

I really don't know what to say about this.

 

[Pharcyde]

One time in college, I was drinking with friends in a dorm room. After drinking waaaay too much bacardi, I blacked out. The next thing I remember, I'm waking up on a damp futon and my hair is all crusty. My friends were scrambling about the room, bitching and moaning about my antics of the previous night. I had no recollection of what went on. They informed me that I woke up in the middle of the night, stepped on my friend's neck as I stumbled across the room naked, and proceded to expose myself to a girl sleeping on the futon. She woke up, and thinking I was trying to get fresh with her, just rolled over and tried to ignore me. Apparently, I then commenced a marathon piss session all over her head and futon. She freaked out and left the room in hysterics. I then passed back out in my drunker stupor on the piss soaked futon.

Not one my prouder moments.

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