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are you happy with your genitals?? HONESTLY

Are you happy with your genitals?

  • Yes

    Votes: 189 70.8%

  • No

    Votes: 26 9.7%

  • I am undecided

    Votes: 23 8.6%

  • I would like to have my genitals altered in some way

    Votes: 29 10.9%
  • Total voters
    267
  • Poll closed .
 
toocrazy2yoo said:
You're right, Bizz! Leads guys to bigger pick em-up trucks and ever larger caliber additions to their gun collections! Kidding, of course, a little anyway. There's doods like that. For instance, I know a guy that compensates with a huge, 170 horsepower SuperSport motorcycle for two!;)

But seriously, folks! Naw, I do ok in the size department, a little too big with some gals, just right with others and some gals have a big vagina I'm not man enough to fill. The way of the world and that ain't the important part (or most important unless one or the other is fugged up in the head) anyway. If the hydraulics work, spring to action and you dig the one you're with the size-stuff pales into insignificance. My encounters run a lot longer in the massage, foreplay, horsin' around with toys, wine, food, a scene of two if she has fantasy-ideas, then more massage and the fuggin' isn't but 1/4 of a long encounter, so the size thing, if a guy is catering to his wimminfolk right and proper oughtn't matter so much if at all.
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Lmao you crack me up. ! Funnyyy!
 
greed said:
or in your case big ego with big lips syndrome. that's what i call it :)
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Dood (you be a dood, right Greed? I'm getting confused because you seem kinda catty here). Why ya gotta be all mean to the wimminfolk? Hey, I'm just a stupid newb, but lordie, these wimmins are kinda nice. Man, I'd like to meet the bee-otch that fucked YOU up, man! Ok, ok, maybe I wouldn't.

Greed! Dood! "Why you so bad, Child?" Any woman that names the movie that line comes from gets a tongue lashin' on her (what SHE thinks) too big inner-outer labia!=D

Meanwhile, them-thar prominent female "bits" are probably like a foreskin for a guy (yeah, yeah, my folks had me chopped up too, but I hear things). Why should a gal chop up their bits? They're THERE for a reason! To stimulate. To give a man somethin' ta wrap his lips and tongue around, dammit!

Every gal I've been with in my whole life had nice, prominant and (with a little tongue-lashin') slippery and sensitive lips. Inners, outers, all-arounders. And a nice puckered slippery bumm, now that I think about it! You suck em and lash em with your tongue and suck em in and mush em out with your lips and before you know it, your woman is BEGGING for your caulk. So, with all this shame-talk from the wimminfolks here, looking into it, I find out Hustler, Playboy and Penthouse used to super glue wimmin's "lips" back because THOSE assholes decided prominent "bits" were ugly. Just like all the other stuff that the "industry" has imposed on the wimminfolk, they got our wimmin convinced they're "less than" those models in the magazines that represent, oh, I dunno, .05% of wimminhood. Check out the diet ads. Those women were never even chubby, but they portray them as formerly fat women that took the "cure" and now YOU TOO can be this thin if you buy our product. Anyone remember Phen-Phen? Women were taking that shit for TWO YEARS after it was widely known that 28 -35 year-olds were getting brain-strokes and heart attacks from the shit. Models and ads and fashion dictated this shit.

Same for make-up. Hey Revlon, maybe I don't WANT my woman to have raccoon-blued eyes and fakie fire engine red lips! I wanna kiss them lips, I want them lips wrapped around my pole, I don't want them painted red like a fire hydrant! Whatcha think of THAT? Same for weight.

Hey Jenny Craig, maybe I don't WANT my woman bone-rail unhealthy thin. Whatcha think of THAT? Our women are supposed to have missile-tits like a nasty-ass Barbie doll. They sell this and that douche because they have women convinced their cooter is stinky. Nonsense. Hey, I don't WANT my woman smelling like strawberry fields, whatcha thing of THAT, Johnson and Johnson? I want that thang nice and fresh outta the jacuzzi tastin' just like my woman, not a daisy-perfume. And so it goes.

Meanwhile, all this has our women thinking they can't be naked in the daylight. They think that the lights have to be off before they can be nekked as a lady-Jaybird and open their legs so they can show themselves and their "bits" for ours and their pleasuring. Well, FUCK magazines, cosmetic companies, Jenny Craig and models. Like Ambercrombe, the trend for 40 years is to make our women think they have to look and (supposedly) smell like little prepubescent girls. Bullshit. If a woman wants to shave that thang for her own reasons, I relate to that. And, hey, no one likes morbid obesity and whether you're a gal or guy you GOTTA fix that just to stay alive. Other than that fresh outta the bath in all a woman's glory is fine and dandy and any man that's with THAT should thank his stars.

But to make 95% of our chickies feel "less than" over this nonsense so THOSE bastards can knock down 20 or 40 or 100 billion a year is really over the top. Fuck that and fuck them.
 
Monkeybizness said:
Lmao you crack me up. ! Funnyyy!
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Well, that's a relief! I found you guys a year or so ago but just jumped in a couple of days ago and I'm posting WAY too much. But it's a fun crew, I dunno. Until someone shits on me for posting too much it's ok, I suppose.

You're a good egg, MonkeyBizz, your man better be good to ya or some fine male specimen will come carry you away! Slippery, prominent and tasty bits and ALL!<3
 
toocrazy2yoo said:
Dood (you be a dood, right Greed? I'm getting confused because you seem kinda catty here). Why ya gotta be all mean to the wimminfolk? Hey, I'm just a stupid newb, but lordie, these wimmins are kinda nice. Man, I'd like to meet the bee-otch that fucked YOU up, man! Ok, ok, maybe I wouldn't.

Greed! Dood! "Why you so bad, Child?" Any woman that names the movie that line comes from gets a tongue lashin' on her (what SHE thinks) too big inner-outer labia!=D

Meanwhile, them-thar prominent female "bits" are probably like a foreskin for a guy (yeah, yeah, my folks had me chopped up too, but I hear things). Why should a gal chop up their bits? They're THERE for a reason! To stimulate. To give a man somethin' ta wrap his lips and tongue around, dammit!

Every gal I've been with in my whole life had nice, prominant and (with a little tongue-lashin') slippery and sensitive lips. Inners, outers, all-arounders. And a nice puckered slippery bumm, now that I think about it! You suck em and lash em with your tongue and suck em in and mush em out with your lips and before you know it, your woman is BEGGING for your caulk. So, with all this shame-talk from the wimminfolks here, looking into it, I find out Hustler, Playboy and Penthouse used to super glue wimmin's "lips" back because THOSE assholes decided prominent "bits" were ugly. Just like all the other stuff that the "industry" has imposed on the wimminfolk, they got our wimmin convinced they're "less than" those models in the magazines that represent, oh, I dunno, .05% of wimminhood. Check out the diet ads. Those women were never even chubby, but they portray them as formerly fat women that took the "cure" and now YOU TOO can be this thin if you buy our product. Anyone remember Phen-Phen? Women were taking that shit for TWO YEARS after it was widely known that 28 -35 year-olds were getting brain-strokes and heart attacks from the shit. Models and ads and fashion dictated this shit.

Same for make-up. Hey Revlon, maybe I don't WANT my woman to have raccoon-blued eyes and fakie fire engine red lips! I wanna kiss them lips, I want them lips wrapped around my pole, I don't want them painted red like a fire hydrant! Whatcha think of THAT? Same for weight.

Hey Jenny Craig, maybe I don't WANT my woman bone-rail unhealthy thin. Whatcha think of THAT? Our women are supposed to have missile-tits like a nasty-ass Barbie doll. They sell this and that douche because they have women convinced their cooter is stinky. Nonsense. Hey, I don't WANT my woman smelling like strawberry fields, whatcha thing of THAT, Johnson and Johnson? I want that thang nice and fresh outta the jacuzzi tastin' just like my woman, not a daisy-perfume. And so it goes.

Meanwhile, all this has our women thinking they can't be naked in the daylight. They think that the lights have to be off before they can be nekked as a lady-Jaybird and open their legs so they can show themselves and their "bits" for ours and their pleasuring. Well, FUCK magazines, cosmetic companies, Jenny Craig and models. Like Ambercrombe, the trend for 40 years is to make our women think they have to look and (supposedly) smell like little prepubescent girls. Bullshit. If a woman wants to shave that thang for her own reasons, I relate to that. And, hey, no one likes morbid obesity and whether you're a gal or guy you GOTTA fix that just to stay alive. Other than that fresh outta the bath in all a woman's glory is fine and dandy and any man that's with THAT should thank his stars.

But to make 95% of our chickies feel "less than" over this nonsense so THOSE bastards can knock down 20 or 40 or 100 billion a year is really over the top. Fuck that and fuck them.
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whoa Dude...you are a dude right? well dude i was never was being mean to the "wimminfolk" ok dude? because dude if you read the past two or so pages Monkeybizness insulted me i just re-payed the favor.

but dude i only loosely skimmed through your post so i think you are trying to accuse me of making fun of a women's labia which i never did so dude you should direct your post to Monkeybizness since she was making fun of guys genitals. Also dude i am fighting for people to accept people for what they have and not make fun of them because they don't have the "perfect genitals" if you didn't clue in yet. because i find it funny when people worry about their body parts yet turn around and expect someone they are with to have what they want.....

but dude you sat there and wrote all that and likely put too much thought into it for nothing so i have to post this image on behalf of the many people that saw your post and thought whoa

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i voted yes! i doubt if i'd be able to pick my coozie out of a line up, to be honest. but it's never received any letters of complaint, so we're on good terms :)
 
greed said:
whoa Dude...you are a dude right? well dude i was never was being mean to the "wimminfolk" ok dude? because dude if you read the past two or so pages Monkeybizness insulted me i just re-payed the favor.

but dude i only loosely skimmed through your post so i think you are trying to accuse me of making fun of a women's labia which i never did so dude you should direct your post to Monkeybizness since she was making fun of guys genitals. Also dude i am fighting for people to accept people for what they have and not make fun of them because they don't have the "perfect genitals" if you didn't clue in yet. because i find it funny when people worry about their body parts yet turn around and expect someone they are with to have what they want.....

but dude you sat there and wrote all that and likely put too much thought into it for nothing so i have to post this image on behalf of the many people that saw your post and thought whoa

tLlF4.jpg
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No thought at all, but dang. Threading around, through your posts it's simple to see you're a little nasty or a lot. And mostly to the wimmins. You weren't kidding, you were bein' a nasty-pig. Not that I'm a milk monitor, but your attitude is sloppy, stupid and hateful. Just saying. Already knew you're a hateful dood and and now we know you're a bigot too! Pretty simple to scope, you are. Simple Concepts101. Sun rises in the east, sets in the west. Water's wet, sky is blue, and Greed is a stoopid dick.

I know, I know, Greedy-One, you hate when newbies call ya. There, there, little dick, you'll get over it.;) Now, move out of your Mama's basement, creepo, get a job and learn to behave.:p
 
Overall, I'd honestly say I'm neutral. If it weren't for pornography and the obsession with the perfect fucking female everything, I honestly wouldn't think twice. It's when I hear all these comments about 'the perfect vagina' (which usually always looks the same), that I start to wonder if I should undergo a bit of snipping.
 
Average. But I am happy with it cause I've accepted the way I am. No point crying over something you have no control over. Regardless of the size of my pecker, I'm still gonna mount the shit out of you.
 
SideOrderOfOpiates said:
It's when I hear all these comments about 'the perfect vagina' (which usually always looks the same), that I start to wonder if I should undergo a bit of snipping.
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Honey, the "perfect vagina" is a myth. It doesn't exist. If your lady bits are physically comfortable and if your sexual partner enjoys it, then there is nothing to worry about :)
 
n3ophy7e said:
Honey, the "perfect vagina" is a myth. It doesn't exist. If your lady bits are physically comfortable and if your sexual partner enjoys it, then there is nothing to worry about :)
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Well said neo!


I am definitely happy with mine, honestly if I was bigger than I am now I wouldn't be happy cuz I often would hurt my gf or whoever I am doing at the time.
As for women, the most attractive thing about a girl is her confidence though, I don't care if you don't have big boobs or big lips or whatever (those are the two I hear most from friends and gfs) and I really couldn't care less as long as you are confident in yourself and your looks.
Me and my ex broke up because she wouldn't stop talking about how she didn't deserve me and shit (cuz she saw pictures of my "friend"--I put friend in quotes because that subject is a completely different topic--but shes fucking super model gorgeous)
I didn't wanna break it off but she kept fighting with me about how she looked and the insecurities just started to make me lose attraction to her to the point that neither of us were happy. (Typing this and reading it twice I kinda feel like and asshole, I feel like it was selfish, but it wasn't, was it?)


SO PLEASE WOMEN BE CONFIDENT IN YOURSELF YOU ARE ALL SUPER HAWT!WE<3YOU*MWAH* :);)
 
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