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annoying sayings from drug users

RedRum OG said:
^ haha right. you know drug rumors are like a giant game of telephone. i hear that myth everywhere... its always a glass of orange juice. never lemonade, never milk. whats up with that ?????
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^^^Hahah fucking true

Or when people always list the quantity of what they consumed the night before:

"Dude, I had like 6 beers, 4 shots, smoked half a joint, then ate an adderall, then smoked the rest of the joint.. blew an oxy...."

Damn dude, I get it, you were fucked up.. i don't need you to catolog a list for me.. I was bored after the first ingredient you named...
 
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I Love You

How many of you have heard this one..

"I love you man, have I ever told you that I love you? I'm not saying that because I'm ______ (drunk/high/rolling/tweaking). Man I really love you, really man I love you..."

I hear that one every time I'm around 2 or more altered persons.
 
I Eat Pho said:
^^^Hahah fucking true

Or when people always list the quantity of what they consumed the night before:

"Dude, I had like 6 beers, 4 shots, smoked half a joint, then ate an adderall, then smoked the rest of the joint.. blew an oxy...."

Damn dude, I get it, you were fucked up.. i don't need you to catolog a list for me.. I was bored after the first ingredient you named...
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I'd love it if someone could shed some light on the whole OJ thing. I was just like w/e until I heard people say it in real life.
 
Drock said:
I'd love it if someone could shed some light on the whole OJ thing. I was just like w/e until I heard people say it in real life.
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The vitamin C supposedly helps your body metabolize more of the MDMA or something like that.

I think the "myth" is perpetuated by the fact that When some meds are scripted by a doc, they instruct you not to drink grapefruit juice, because it potentiates the effects of those meds, so people think it applies to all drugs. Which, as far as I know, isn't true.
 
Drock said:
I'd love it if someone could shed some light on the whole OJ thing. I was just like w/e until I heard people say it in real life.
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You were talking about the LSD myth right? Not the vit C thing.

So there it is on Snopes: here
 
this is my last hurrah.... yeah right.

this is my last bag.

do u have a clean, rig? (bring ur fuckin own shit)

lemme hit ur (crack) pipe (no asshole, u r going to burn it and fuck it up)

will u hit me first? (no, im getting high first so either hit urself or wait)
 
I Eat Pho said:
^^^Hahah fucking true

Or when people always list the quantity of what they consumed the night before:

"Dude, I had like 6 beers, 4 shots, smoked half a joint, then ate an adderall, then smoked the rest of the joint.. blew an oxy...."

Damn dude, I get it, you were fucked up.. i don't need you to catolog a list for me.. I was bored after the first ingredient you named...
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this describes me so well =D "yo man so I had nine blotterz,two packs of shrooms,a full g of skunk,piracetam,bananaz,lecithin,gingo extract,ket,nn dmt,couple of rollz,bromo flyes,popperz,hawaian baby something and...."
 
"That's it, I'm done after this, going back to meetings tomorrow." Mmm hmm.

The "I love you" thing x 100.
 
"Oh, I was just looking to see if you get the same generic pills as me, that's why I am standing here with your bottle of valium in my hand with the cap off."
 
annoying druggie sayings

"Oh fuck here comes the cops!!!!!"

"Dooood stop n****r lipping the j"

"I only smoke bud if its kind bud"

"Dood this bud is schwag"

"Can you hit my neck (give shot heroin in neck)"

"Can i get a cigarette"

"Can you hook me up with like $5's worth?"

"Im sooooo wasted dood!!!!!"

"I spilled the coke"

"Ssshhhh quiet theres people outside listening to us"

"Can you give me a ride?"

"Dood you shouldnt do coke its a dirty drug!!"
 
"can you just kick me down with some of your really expensive shit?"

"duuude, come smoke me out, i'll get you back..."

"you wanna trade pills?"

:|
 
DOB said:
this describes me so well =D "yo man so I had nine blotterz,two packs of shrooms,a full g of skunk,piracetam,bananaz,lecithin,gingo extract,ket,nn dmt,couple of rollz,bromo flyes,popperz,hawaian baby something and...."
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Haha well I guess someone's gotta catalogue shit... or else I wouldn't have anything to complain about=D
 
I hate it when people say 'can you lend me £10,to get a bag with. My mate owes me £20 and he will be here in an hour so I can pay u back then'.
No, I can't lend you cash to get some gear with,if your mate is really coming over soon with cash for you then surely you can wait an hour.
You just know if you were stupid enough to lend them the cash then for some mysterious reason their mate with their cash will most definetly fail to turn up, funny how often that happens.
 
I just read a great comment here on bluelight.

"Salvia is for 7th graders. and someone always freaks the fuck out"


.....awesome
 
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