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An American Posting To The Australians

hey why don't any of you americans come down to australia and find out what it is really like? like apart from fosters? oh wait, i forgot you are the FATTEST country in the world, the plane would not get here. oh yeah plus we don't want all your fucking shitty american diseases here. especially that one that seems to be going around at the moment? stupidity? oh yeah. go jerry!
what about george dubya? racist redneck fuck can't make a sentence. you voted him in.
oh yeah? do you know what a third world country is? well they give their whole economies to america to pay back INTEREST on loans. get that into ya you slack bastards. overcrowded bunch of fat stupid jocks.
one up for the aussies. go pekkie and all you other aussies. catchya
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At the grammy's this year, "Who let the dogs out" got dance song of the year.
And if any of you watch survivor, the dude who "fell" in the fire was pushed in by an Aussie crew member, who was sick to death of his fucking annoying whiny accent.
true story
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I know its a bad ad over here, but seriously, you American pussies need padding and helemts to play football, and even then you can only last for a 3 month season!!
Keep up the good work USA, it keeps the rest of the world entertained.
By the way, Im heading over to USA soon, can I stay with someone for a while
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I think some of you could watch a whole lot less television and make a tad fewer ignorant assumptions and false assertions.
This thread has proved to me that you all are only as special and different as you believe.
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Hey we invented the VICTA fucking LAWNMOWER, the most useful lifesaving peice of machinery ever to come into existance so stick that one fair up ya clacka. I cant beleive someone here knows about the deadly Aussie Drop Bear, beware if you're bush doofing here, snakes and spiders are nothing compared to the Drop Bear. *puts on heavy 3 inch steel armour plating ready for Supernature tonight for fear of the drop bear* (uses a non-system internationale measurement so dumb seppos can understand).
Go George Victa you fucken aussie genius (even if he is in his grave he could dance better than any yank,.... with a lawnmower too) and GO the great Aussie multicultural society with reasonable gun laws.
ALL YOUR SEPPOISM ARE BELONG TO US.
 
i have a question ye olde seppos......... are you still regarded as the 'GREAT SATAN' by most middle eastern countries? ie iran, iraq, basically all of them!
oh yeh, crocodile hunters is a knob. as if we want to watch him stick his finger up some animals butt.
LV
'It's perfectly sane to be confused'
 
Us aussies invented the hills hoist
i think we invented corrugated iron
we bred the blue cattle dog
we pioneered microsurgery, not to mention all the other medical fields in which we are leaders (mostly funded by americans heheh)
and I know theres heaps of other stuff but anyway
 
do you relize that none of the americans are posting lists of inventions? its because we have no need to prove anything.
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keep posting your lists though- try to get double digits
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the more you think about it, the more milk makes sense
give the next person you see an open-mouth kiss and a slap on the ass for me
love peace and grease
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Ummm like hello who really gives a fuck about which country is better?????
Yeah sure at first this was just a bit of playful fun, but now it's getting a little bit tedious.
Can't we all just get along???
 
Yeah right? Last I checked we were all human.
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[This message has been edited by Noodle (edited 28 March 2001).]
 
Once again that American schooling is proving your downfall...'we were' NOT 'we where' human...Come on Noodle use your noodle! ;-)
sheeesh MUST we have English 101 again for you yanks? Talk about THICK...
btw....just kidding!
And WHAT the fuck is it with fake wood panelling on the side of cars? Why the fuck?
 
I was just exchanging a bit of information. As a matter of fact I just went to a bit of a talk on miami and the bahamas today, heard about the everglades, your terrible hurricanes, all your sporting teams, the beautiful beaches, nice stuff really (except for the hurricane)
 
america has one thing that australia doesnt have.
americans.
thats why i dont live there ;-)
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..dangermouse..
.you've gotta lose it.
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US claim to fame- columbine high
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That's not our claim to fame, Prometheus...that's what we do for fun...sheesh...
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On another, unrelated note...has it ever come to your attention what an overwhelming Napoleon complex many of you Aussies suffer through?
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We're all just monkeys with liquor and guns. -- synchro23
"Don't be fooled...she doesn't know what she really wants..." -- anon
 
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