- America Anonymous - (AA)

[atrocious]

America Anonymous

Hello
I am America Anonymous, How can I take your order today?
Would you like it with more salt?
More carbs? More fat?
More pills? More TV?
Would you like it with more spunk?
Black or white? Spanish or Indian?
I meant Native American
Or Spanish or Indian,
What is your favorite color?
What is your hair color?
What do your eyes look like?
Would you like to buy new lips? New hips?
Would you like to see my brand new tits?
Or this nice lease that I just got,
Would you like to see the house I rent,
My mortgage? My hobby?
I enjoy things.
My favorite author is Oprah.
I don’t want to see my kids turn into gangsters!
I don’t want to pay more taxes!
I don’t want to pay more for Budweiser!
I don’t want to cry in public.
I don’t want to admit when I’m wrong.
There is a word I’m forgetting,
It would clear everything up,
I want to see my Yankees win the superbowl
I know they give me cancer but I want to smoke them.
I used all 12 steps.
But I live on the 42nd floor.
I have a normal wooden door,
A 27” TV,
Silverware and plates,
Anti-depressants,
A gun (it’s not loaded),
My girlfriend just left me for a bigger dick.
I can’t whistle.
My back hurts.
This is never enough.

So give me one more.

 

[New]

Damn.

I like this, yet it bites back at me.

 

[TheTwighlight]

I like this, too. It's kinda sad, but I can relate...stupid sadness...

 

[Jabberwocky]

i enjoyed it as well i also liked how it sounds almost as if its an infomercial as well. i like how the english language had to create that word infomercial very american.

 

[oceandreams]

I really liked this.... when I first started the read I didn't think I would but it catches you. Nice work

 

[hoptis]

Nice

 

[Mehm]

americans have many choices. very nice piece