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Jabberwocky

Jabberwocky

Frumious Bandersnatch
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Well I can sucsessfully say that the deep travels into the pinnacle of the momentous eluberating cosmological sphere have infact caused a slight delirium as to how my pet falcon whom I discovered on my travels and have called frankenjoys eating tobacco. This is rather perculiar I wonder if any other falcon owners have noticed that they are interested in tobac all notes asthough I have discovered the cure for what I call "backflip" syndrome in which you continually attempt to do backfli I tried to do one yet I ended up floating in a white fluffy substance, almost cloud like. I think that I may have been chosen to send the army of llamamas I have been preparing to battle with the other sector of animal or rquestrian beings. Damn horses, always steal my belt buckles to make hooves! Why do we always insist on wearing our hats while we enter the tunnel of the 6 horsemen? They do not appreciate the fat that we are symbolizing their endowerments to the growing populatin of fspace cows who roam the planet. In fact this is the most accurate description of what happens in my house everyday. And posly in the night! Why my cooking machine has dinged yet I see my falcon is weary from eating the tobacco. Silly bird. I must proceed to collect my canned beverage from the eneternal hole of endignation. Well I believe that I can use my powers to collect this food in a much better way. I shall use my levitational abilities of which I learnt in the north of west germany. Otherwise know as the land of floating. Oh no! My phone has appeared to have encoutered a broken light at the top of it! My engineers must quickly see to it. Now to collect my hot food from its slivers. Rather tasty I do say chewing on some ground cow. Now I believe that I need to watch some adventure time in order to be prepared for my next adventure with my falcon friend I have made. I bid you all safe travels from this cosmologically dense atmosphere as I m ust return to my enclave. I am bemused in where I should write my findings. I was hoping someone could be of assistance in my massive discoveries in the field of backflips. Now I must truly depart. Toodles.
 
Indeeed fellow night wanderer. Be careful of the shining box. It contains nothing but fragmented tusks. I will soon start a collection of skateboarding wheels to place around 36 different llamas on. I do love llamas. Although they are rather delicate beings and I don't believe they could fit into my rocket cabin. I need to travel into the 8th dimention in order to find the answer to how water is not a pigment of blue or white yet invisible to the naked eye as we do not behold the naked eye, ours is clothed with shards of microfibers and branch ammino acids which portray the water toward us.

Imagine being not able to see water, how would the planet survive or could chaos ensure as there is no way to make sure that it is clean? How about the risk of falling beyond the edge of the universe and attempting to create a bridge between the galaxies?
 
Damn horses, always steal my belt buckles to make hooves! Why do we always insist on wearing our hats while we enter the tunnel of the 6 horsemen? They do not appreciate the fat that we are symbolizing their endowerments to the growing populatin of fspace cows who roam the planet.
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And why be that your favourite part? The horsemens tunnel is closer I can feel it. I may have to remove my hat of wisdom and notice their reaction. Usually they seem not to even notice yet my falcon has made it clear that my hat is a sign of respect. The space cows will be most displeased with me removing the hat though. I should attempt to wear my hat both on and off in order to form a valuable alliance for when the dawn of the planets is upon us. That would be a powerful team indeed. I could create more hats to pledge our allidgance. Or possibly a banner. I have already thought of our war cry. But this would not be possible. Are you near to the tunnel of the 6 wise horses? I hope you have your cap, or you may be slain by the weary dragon who lurks in the heated caves. He does not appreciate a hatless man.
 
iam unsure of my findings of the collective transisdor that appears to be hovering an inchabovethe ground throughits own electomagnetic sphere. how interesting indeed. perhaps this is the much needed item in the assembly of my chariot. there appears to be a major flaw inthe design structure of the unit. first i must reconsider as to how i can attach a type of boosting capability without the risk of hazzard to the dense fur lining of the three octospherical confidulators. i shall ask for the forging master in the morning. my travels must however continue. i must find the answer to how my falcon could achieve a partial disectamy while under the influence of a volcanic ash candy. i am unsure as to the wiggling motions everything appears to be partaking in and i suppose i shall join this wiggle dance. wonderful. what a beautiful sight to watch.

i have found more of my intelligence candy boosters. fantastic. this will aid in my reasarch of the dense structures in my wall mounted vortex. my falcon appears to be rather unhappy with the 6 horsemen as they have been stood stll for an exuberating amount of time. he was hoping they could answer some of my questions regarding the treaty of the land between the space cows and llamas. however my personal army of ferrets is yet to be unleashed upon the vile creatures. ha ha! i believe that my research has led to new discoeveries in the way that the human brain can adapt to a surrounding which is hostile in what i like to call the defensive shell mechanism but i must ask permission of the elders in order to publish and discuss these results. they are based on the mountain far far away of which i have not climbed yet must do in order to reach my final destination of which is my conclave of pillows which will protect me from the incoming invasion of flying kangaroos from the south.

i seem to have awoken a furious lion on my travels to the elder ones. he wants my new friend frank but i will not allow him to be taken from me! i must distract the lion quickly. i shall use one of these brown crumbly pellets contained within a large white plastic storage device. the front is illegible.there appears to be a lion on the front of the device. yes. the lion is furious. he is clawing for frank. i will not allow him to take him from me. i have released the wild animal into the wild abyss through the use of what must be a type of eating utensil for the lion. next time i will have to ensure i have steak ready if the situation becomes worse. i must continue my travels upwards through the mountaints to the elders. yes. the mountains are steep cold and trecherous. i knew that the journey would be a long drawn out one. i may have to insulate myself further if my feet become colder. indeed. the snow is set and my feet are not leaving any entrails. i should be safe from the lionas he will not be able to see where i have gone. a sharp bend now. i am sticking to the track of the mountain.i must make susre i hold onto the railings withone hand and my phone in the other so i may report my findings. i am peculiar as to how i have transformed into the shape of a human being yet i believe that i am in fact a llama. frankis not speaking. in fact frank has not spoke once. he must be delerious from the tobacco he has been eating. such a silly bird. i may seek refuge in one of these caves up the mountain. thisis a trecherous journey. i have found shelter at last and am exhausted from this adventure. i am unsure of my trip to visit the elder. the elder is not even a person. he is spiritual i could seek him through the use of my chariot at the bottom of the mountain although it is an exuberating journey. i must get rest and drink some fluids after that climb.

i can continue my research into the mysteries of the portable space time configulator now. the device is rather wide and has a smooth shell. i believe it could be used in order to tame the wild boars that roam the gardens of time. there is no doubt that the 6 horsemen are aware of the fact i have the power of the universe within my hands. they will be coming for me. i must protect myself from their deadly hats. if one were to switch hats with me i would lose control of my exterior functions such as my ability to regulate osmosis through my skin cells. my reuptake of fluids is vital to my interior core functions. the horsemen are most liekly asleep as i would hear their hooves rattle due to the distinct noise my belt buckles make when attached to the feet of an artic polar explorer. i am safe within this haven.
 
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i have now taken refuge and placed my falcon in his cage for safe storage. i shall now attempt to gain some rest before i tackle the mysteries of the oracle. my research has proven to be immensly insightful. i now know the true meaning to the life that we live and realities of the human mind and such. fascinating. i have purpose on this planet. the horsemen shall now rest. i will write a more detailed analysis of my findings through my research in the morning and the world will be startled at the discoveries i have made. be weary adventurers of the fox who may steal your curtains in order to create an array of flying aircraft. i have kept mine secured for the night. i may even attempt to create a portable bath soap automobilic injector system for the multiple flying tubs who may require refueling.
 
Man, when I took some ambien all that happened was I smoked all my weed, forgot, then woke up and was pissed about it.
 
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