alright, Alright, ALRIGHT! I said I would, so just cool it.

[SelectionIll]

ooooooooo
how strong.
Live up to your clothes
and we'll be sure you get new ones.
All I saw today (back and forth back and forth)
were acedemic intellectual aethiests
playing clarinets with toilet paper rolls
and rapier wits.
yeah, I'm drunk, what of it!?
I still spent $70 on a pair of levi's blue jeans.
They already had the blood on the thighs and a few drops on the bottom of the right leg.
four guiness and a few shots of whisky, there were two-thirds of Hellvis there, all porkchopped and leather jacketted. what was i supposed to do.
Now I get to trim the Christmas Tree. I don't believe in Santa Claus, and we don't have any kids yet. What the fuck is that?
Alright... the truth is, I got a flat on the way home and I stopped over at Leroys. We just painted all night, I swear.
Seriously. I've got the canvas in the trunk.
No. We've still got to go pick it up.
I know. I can't believe this either.
seemore

 

[nephil]

nice work

 

[BLULITER LackofMorality]

i second nephil's comment

 

[SelectionIll]

that's mighty nice of you to say.
seemore

 

[BLULITER LackofMorality]

i wasn't being nice..i was being truthful...don't take that sarcasticly either

 

[SelectionIll]

you know, sometimes a cigar is just that. a cigar.

 

[harraser]

to the writing:

to you two: 8)

 

[SelectionIll]

thank you, harasser, for the compliment on the writing. as for blunotecrazypants, i don't understand it either.
it's like we're married. every movement, every breath, every syllable, can send me into a frenzy.
I swear to God, i'll bet he's really my x-girlfriend Rachel diguising herself. she had the same effect on me.
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