ICKY ICKY ICKY BAZAAAAAAAAANG
its so dark
and i cant see
i wonder where this tunnel is taking me
i can see the light
but nada past that
i just know where im going is better than where im at
i could end in paris, eating frog legs and cheese
or maybe in portugal where they speak portugeuse
one things for certain, ill never look back
cause where im going is better than where im at
if end up homeless and sleeping on dirt
or in downtown la wearing a skirt
maybe in milan doing whatever they do
or sipping a mai thai on a beach in can cun
ill never come back to the place im at now
because everything else seems better somehow
if end up a victim of mad cow disease
at least i can be anyplace that i please
cause this place sure sucks
and im telling you man
i dont ever
want to come back to japan
PAT THE NOMAD NINJA
pat was quick and oh-so-graceful
dont give him no lip or he'll give you a face full
of his nomad ninja warrior fist
i promise this
hes lightning fast and ready to attack
with his nomad ninja warrior fists
dont get him pissed
he'll turn all green like the incredible hulk
but his clothes dont rip cause theyre made of strethy polyester
hes the secret weapon for the coming age
he'll kick mad max's ass and put him in his grave
cause hes a nomad ninja warrior and hes not scared
of superman
hes got a kryptonite nipple and he eats lucky charms
hes got a sidekick in training and shes kinda tough too
and if you mess around with her pat will flog you
so dont mess around with a nomad ninja warrior
uh huh
yeeeeeah
RANDOM HAIKUS
this will suck real bad
im attempting a haiku
so dont laugh at me
messy updated
my website with four new pics
thank you melissa
a helicopter
cant give a decent haircut
dont run with scissors
NANCY KERRIGAN GOT A BUM DEAL
drip drip drip
through the garden i run
touching tomatos
and juggling potatos
my neighbors yard is so much fun
laying on hillsides and looking at clouds
hanging on to my thoughts
i moked a bol
and then stubbed my toe
and the kitty looks very distraught
i will pick flowers
and give them to you
as long as the sky is blue
playing with monkeys
that are downright funky
i hate it when they throw their poo
thank you for being and helping me out
ring ring ring....
damn i hate alarm clocks
DEFINITELY NOT A POEM
This is not a poem
it will not speak of love
it wont have ryhme or rythym
like a poem usually does
it wont be here to entertain
and give you a little smile
and if it does then i have lied
and made it worth your while
this entity does have a purpose
besides to merely take space
cause while your reading this nothing
im raiding your piggy bank and eating all the bread except for the ends and hiding your car keys and the remote and feeding your dog cat food and your cat dog food and ive kidnapped your chinchilla but i lost it and im bending all your baseball cards and leaving just enough milk for a sip or two and pouring beer on your keyboard (i didnt forget that migura)and all that other meanie head stuff
DEPRESSING RANTS
its so obviuos
when you look at my face
you can see it in my eyes
im out of place
halfway around the world
with a ball and chain
i need to be freed
from this smothering embrace
uprooted from my home
and taken away
sent off to japan
to serve and make safe
just take me back to o town
take me back home
cause im feelin really crazy
i feel out of place
too long it has been
since the us of a
i need to be freed
i need to be in place
THE DAY MOM FEARED
well this is it
its finally here
the moment of truth
the day mom had feared
i told her i loved her
and she said be safe
i hung up the phone
and walked out the door
most people wait tables
or have normal jobs
but im off to war
and if i should die
tell mom i loved her
and tell her to smile
cause one day ill see her
though not for awhile
but if i come back
ill tell her myself
and maybe ill put that ol rifle on the shelf
but as for now
please pray for me
because most people wait tables or have normal jobs
but im off to war.....
THE BABLER
I met The Babler sometime last year which isnt that long ago
and the actual getting to know him went rather slow
I've lived with the nut ever since listening to his stuff
he's got alot to say and he taught me about monkeybutt
now monkeybutt to you is just a silly word
but to those who understand
monkeybutt could be a man
or a tree or even an M-16
you see The Babler thrives on insanity even though he's sane
(personally i think he smoked too much mary-jane)
but now i talk to him and listen to his words
cause inside the the screams and the rants and the raves
lies a soul whos truly brave
I've never seen him bow down and kiss someones feet
even in the face of NJP
he doesn't get scared and never ever panics
when he gets in trouble for all his stupid antics
you can count on him to help whenever your in some shit
and when you try to repay the debt the response is usually 'forget it'
The Babler is a real living dude im not just fabricating lies
so if you ever meet the guy please tell Mark, Pat says 'hi'
i forgot i had all these, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
atri
its so dark
and i cant see
i wonder where this tunnel is taking me
i can see the light
but nada past that
i just know where im going is better than where im at
i could end in paris, eating frog legs and cheese
or maybe in portugal where they speak portugeuse
one things for certain, ill never look back
cause where im going is better than where im at
if end up homeless and sleeping on dirt
or in downtown la wearing a skirt
maybe in milan doing whatever they do
or sipping a mai thai on a beach in can cun
ill never come back to the place im at now
because everything else seems better somehow
if end up a victim of mad cow disease
at least i can be anyplace that i please
cause this place sure sucks
and im telling you man
i dont ever
want to come back to japan
PAT THE NOMAD NINJA
pat was quick and oh-so-graceful
dont give him no lip or he'll give you a face full
of his nomad ninja warrior fist
i promise this
hes lightning fast and ready to attack
with his nomad ninja warrior fists
dont get him pissed
he'll turn all green like the incredible hulk
but his clothes dont rip cause theyre made of strethy polyester
hes the secret weapon for the coming age
he'll kick mad max's ass and put him in his grave
cause hes a nomad ninja warrior and hes not scared
of superman
hes got a kryptonite nipple and he eats lucky charms
hes got a sidekick in training and shes kinda tough too
and if you mess around with her pat will flog you
so dont mess around with a nomad ninja warrior
uh huh
yeeeeeah
RANDOM HAIKUS
this will suck real bad
im attempting a haiku
so dont laugh at me
messy updated
my website with four new pics
thank you melissa
a helicopter
cant give a decent haircut
dont run with scissors
NANCY KERRIGAN GOT A BUM DEAL
drip drip drip
through the garden i run
touching tomatos
and juggling potatos
my neighbors yard is so much fun
laying on hillsides and looking at clouds
hanging on to my thoughts
i moked a bol
and then stubbed my toe
and the kitty looks very distraught
i will pick flowers
and give them to you
as long as the sky is blue
playing with monkeys
that are downright funky
i hate it when they throw their poo
thank you for being and helping me out
ring ring ring....
damn i hate alarm clocks
DEFINITELY NOT A POEM
This is not a poem
it will not speak of love
it wont have ryhme or rythym
like a poem usually does
it wont be here to entertain
and give you a little smile
and if it does then i have lied
and made it worth your while
this entity does have a purpose
besides to merely take space
cause while your reading this nothing
im raiding your piggy bank and eating all the bread except for the ends and hiding your car keys and the remote and feeding your dog cat food and your cat dog food and ive kidnapped your chinchilla but i lost it and im bending all your baseball cards and leaving just enough milk for a sip or two and pouring beer on your keyboard (i didnt forget that migura)and all that other meanie head stuff
DEPRESSING RANTS
its so obviuos
when you look at my face
you can see it in my eyes
im out of place
halfway around the world
with a ball and chain
i need to be freed
from this smothering embrace
uprooted from my home
and taken away
sent off to japan
to serve and make safe
just take me back to o town
take me back home
cause im feelin really crazy
i feel out of place
too long it has been
since the us of a
i need to be freed
i need to be in place
THE DAY MOM FEARED
well this is it
its finally here
the moment of truth
the day mom had feared
i told her i loved her
and she said be safe
i hung up the phone
and walked out the door
most people wait tables
or have normal jobs
but im off to war
and if i should die
tell mom i loved her
and tell her to smile
cause one day ill see her
though not for awhile
but if i come back
ill tell her myself
and maybe ill put that ol rifle on the shelf
but as for now
please pray for me
because most people wait tables or have normal jobs
but im off to war.....
THE BABLER
I met The Babler sometime last year which isnt that long ago
and the actual getting to know him went rather slow
I've lived with the nut ever since listening to his stuff
he's got alot to say and he taught me about monkeybutt
now monkeybutt to you is just a silly word
but to those who understand
monkeybutt could be a man
or a tree or even an M-16
you see The Babler thrives on insanity even though he's sane
(personally i think he smoked too much mary-jane)
but now i talk to him and listen to his words
cause inside the the screams and the rants and the raves
lies a soul whos truly brave
I've never seen him bow down and kiss someones feet
even in the face of NJP
he doesn't get scared and never ever panics
when he gets in trouble for all his stupid antics
you can count on him to help whenever your in some shit
and when you try to repay the debt the response is usually 'forget it'
The Babler is a real living dude im not just fabricating lies
so if you ever meet the guy please tell Mark, Pat says 'hi'
i forgot i had all these, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
atri
