HiLeeMissUndrstood
Greenlighter
- Joined
- May 20, 2012
- Messages
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Super new to BL & have an affliction for smoking meth via a Hot Rail. Learned about BL thru an employee we have in the HR department. In my line of work we speak a language that is easily understood by most. However, only the fortunate employees of my Limited Liability Corporation are privee to the actual translation of the language. i.e.
"Sorry I'm late...I had a very intense conference call with the ladies in the HR Dept. They were late arriving because of an NHO (New Hire Orientation) Session. As you can tell by our high turn-over rate, they schedule & successfully execute these sessions on a more than often basis. So, please excuse my tardiness &/or absence, as I had little to no control over the situation. I would like to show my appreciation with your tolerance to this situation in the lobby of the HR Dept. Tentatively, I would like you to remind me of our "Appreciation Appointment" in a couple of hours & we can plan on meeting about an hour there after. I promise I won't let you down."
Translation:
My hook-up was way later than unrealistically expected & now so am I. Next time I might try another one of my peeps because I always have this dilemma when I go thru that guy. But I am gonna be there in a couple of hours & about an hour after I get there you will no longer mind because of the huge Hot Rail(HR in HR Dept) I broke off for you will keep you high for days."
I love my company because I get to do ALL the 'HIGH'ering &&&& the "FIRE"ing>>>>>>>>>>XOXOMUAH
"Sorry I'm late...I had a very intense conference call with the ladies in the HR Dept. They were late arriving because of an NHO (New Hire Orientation) Session. As you can tell by our high turn-over rate, they schedule & successfully execute these sessions on a more than often basis. So, please excuse my tardiness &/or absence, as I had little to no control over the situation. I would like to show my appreciation with your tolerance to this situation in the lobby of the HR Dept. Tentatively, I would like you to remind me of our "Appreciation Appointment" in a couple of hours & we can plan on meeting about an hour there after. I promise I won't let you down."
Translation:
My hook-up was way later than unrealistically expected & now so am I. Next time I might try another one of my peeps because I always have this dilemma when I go thru that guy. But I am gonna be there in a couple of hours & about an hour after I get there you will no longer mind because of the huge Hot Rail(HR in HR Dept) I broke off for you will keep you high for days."
I love my company because I get to do ALL the 'HIGH'ering &&&& the "FIRE"ing>>>>>>>>>>XOXOMUAH


