Alcohol with 0% sugar has to exist (hear me out)

[Hugs For Drugs]

If you give an alcohol brewer everything he needs to make a certain alcohol

And then take away the sugar from his material list supply

And tell him his getting paid $1 million dollars to produce something

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His gonna have no option but to make some sort of hybrid alcohol with 0% sugar

THAT DOESN'T give you an un pleasant stomach achen And is enjoyable

I call their bluff guys

 

[Snafu in the Void]

You can make it without sugar by hydrogenating carbon oxide, and you can avoid the burn and stomach ache by boofing it.

You can paypal me the million thankz

 

[brokedownpalace10]

I mean, no sugar in the final product already exists.
Alcohol itself has calories, though. 'Bout 7 calories per gram. Standard drink/dose of alcohol defined in the United States as any beverage containing 0.6 oz or 14 grams of pure alcohol.