I've been thinking of different ways I believe would prove an effective and safe way of carrying a stick (about 1g of weed for those that dont live in australia) over seas and not get caught; here are my following theories and things I think could also go wrong with that
A) Trying to compress the stick as tightly as possible even though it would maybe crumble it and make the weed look ugly
then put put the baggie in a double condom layer and swallowing it and shitting it out later...... (yeah i kno im not dying to digg through my shits later on) what i could see going wrong with this is security watching you act nervous and x ray you; then you would get pretty fucked...
B) Up your ass; im specially not keen on this one not only will it feel extremely uncomfortable but make you feel like someone's finger is up your ass too.... I think that if you had shit luck a dog could probs smell that; or if an officer saw that you were walking like you had something up your ass they'd ask you to x ray as well....
C) In between your soles which is an old trick but in some airports they scan your shoes too and im guessing they could screw you over that way as well
Those are the ways I think sound relatively safe; I've succesfully smuggled some hydrocodone which i had in a baggie and just taped to my balls which yeah imagine the fucking agony of pulling it off; and some other prescription pills with the same method; I guess it would work too with a stick but the idea of running into dogs and some fuck making me strip naked scares me shitless so having the thing inside me sounds safer; and besides if the condoms break for any reason at least you'll have a hell fun plane ride lol
So yeah please opinions and other genuine ways of getting this done without ruining your life
A) Trying to compress the stick as tightly as possible even though it would maybe crumble it and make the weed look ugly
B) Up your ass; im specially not keen on this one not only will it feel extremely uncomfortable but make you feel like someone's finger is up your ass too.... I think that if you had shit luck a dog could probs smell that; or if an officer saw that you were walking like you had something up your ass they'd ask you to x ray as well....
C) In between your soles which is an old trick but in some airports they scan your shoes too and im guessing they could screw you over that way as well
Those are the ways I think sound relatively safe; I've succesfully smuggled some hydrocodone which i had in a baggie and just taped to my balls which yeah imagine the fucking agony of pulling it off; and some other prescription pills with the same method; I guess it would work too with a stick but the idea of running into dogs and some fuck making me strip naked scares me shitless so having the thing inside me sounds safer; and besides if the condoms break for any reason at least you'll have a hell fun plane ride lol
So yeah please opinions and other genuine ways of getting this done without ruining your life
