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Aha ha ha It's FRIIIIIIIDAYYY... come dine with me omnibus

Hahaha, I was wondering the same =D

Those dodgy Cambodian shit peddlers :sus:
 
roganjosh said:
I'm cool with it, it can happen to anyone and I've survived it, my surgeon is excellent (I've got a bit of a bromance going on with him, love that guy).
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You are truly inspirational, I've been crying since I got home for something which is happening at work, now I feel so silly, you live with a chronic, probably painful and somewhat disabling condition and are able to joke about it, you have even developed a good relationship with your surgeon
 
It's only the surgeries that are painful, the condition doesn't really affect my daily life beyond watching what I eat.

Mental issues are more likely to make me cry than a bit of being chopped up anyway. After both surgeries I've been handed a green button which gives me fentany, what's not to like!
 
roganjosh said:
It's only the surgeries that are painful, the condition doesn't really affect my daily life beyond watching what I eat. Mental issues are more likely to make me cry than a bit of being chopped up anyway. After both surgeries I've been handed a green button which gives me fentany, what's not to like!
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You sound... very sound and balanced, lol at the fentanyl, see, your motto must be "always look at the bright side"
 
Wait wait wait. Hold the fucking bus here. I might be a little bit non-sober but what's the script with this guy getting drunk easier because he doesn't have an arse? How does that work?

I'm no doctor but I'm pretty confident that my bumhole has no bearing on how much booze I can scoop. Correct me if I'm wrong. I might be willing to sacrifice my stinking hoop for a cheaper night out.
 
I'm not sure why I get drunk more easily, maybe just my tolerance rreduced from having a fairly sober year.

Without the colon the hangovers are brutal though, because it's really a hard to stay hydrated. Even drinking water doesn't help, it washes out more electrolytes. I have to drink a sort of home made dioralyte solution.
 
parttime crackhead said:
Wait wait wait. Hold the fucking bus here. I might be a little bit non-sober but what's the script with this guy getting drunk easier because he doesn't have an arse? How does that work?

I'm no doctor but I'm pretty confident that my bumhole has no bearing on how much booze I can scoop. Correct me if I'm wrong. I might be willing to sacrifice my stinking hoop for a cheaper night out.
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Excellent post indeed. The whole thing had me in hysterics,funny as fuck.
 
One Thousand Words said:
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I went and saw the Cirque Du Soleil Michael Jackson show last night and it was awesome. Only downside was there wasn't enough room around our seats to get our groove on.
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they look better than the moscow state circus. I'll see which circus pitches its tent down the road this christmas. Michael Jackson certainly is worth more dead than alive.
 
bogman said:
Rent Boy =D
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Ha, I'm pretty confident no-one would want to rent this arsehole.

pinkpapaver said:
they look better than the moscow state circus. I'll see which circus pitches its tent down the road this christmas. Michael Jackson certainly is worth more dead than alive.
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That's the King of Pop you're talking about!

Free MJ
 
I have been wanting to see that show ever since I heard cirque du soleil were doing it. We are both huge MJ fans. They have Beatles show full time in Vegas I would love to see. This was the third show I have seen of theirs and to call them simply a circus is like saying David Bowie is a handy minstril. Well worth seeking out any one of their 20 odd shows that tour the globe.
 
My ex went to see alot of them and quidam was said to be his favourite, considering crossing the waters to see one they are that incredible looking, Ka is my favourite I've seen, 60 odd quid to see a show tho, would be very worth it
 
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