[Copypasta from SLR thread.]
There is something I just don't get.
I can count three, maybe four, of all the boys that I entertained (sexually) in my very short life thus far who have behaved this way.
Are there people who literally want nothing but a one-night-stand? As in, NOT communicating with the other seems to be PART of the deal?
I've been with a guy once where the chemistry just didn't work out. He rubbed himself off within the first 15mins and came all over himself, dressed up, thanked me, and left - message received, no prob. I've also been with a thai boy who just wanted to ride me silly. I let him do it and pretended to cum just so he can blow his little load and get on with it. It worked, he was off in a couple of mins, we said goodbye, and that was that.
But usually, they will call back and ask for more... I'm talking about the ones who are at least not visibly neurotic. Or I would do the same and they'd reciprocate. All gentlemanly and businesslike.
Why? Because it makes sense!
What makes absolutely no sense to me is the following:
You have me over for six hours. We have the most intense sex ever, I make you cum four times and swallow your loads, and that's not counting all the "dry" orgasms in between. That's right, I made you shiver, moan, wiggle and squirm like a girl in ecstasy. You looked like the happiest epileptic to ever seize and squirt at once. You even thanked me for it between your forced breaths. You tell me you've never had better head before or some other generic to the same effect. Men can't really fake, especially when they have globs of liquid squirting out of their steel-hard dicks while they scream their throats out.
To say the very least, you didn't find this scenario, uh..., boring, did you? Because I would have figured otherwise by the third time you repeated it...
So what's the big deal with this kind of guy? Why do they never call back or return messages? Why do they pretend to be invisible?
Do people get turned on by wanting something and denying it to others all at once?
Or perhaps you simply never have sex unless you pump your dick in another's slot? Even when you cracked my jaw after you hit it with your haywire convulsing hip while you showered me, your chest, the bed, and the plants with your jizz?
And, while I don't mean to flatter myself, I can't help but ask... was it too intense perhaps? Can they only handle this explosive, epic, multi-orgasmic fucking once in a decade?
I don't care if you loved me or not, do YOU not want to, once more, blow more loads than you imagined can fit in your balls for one night? Or is it just too much from someone whose name you can't pronounce yet?
I just don't get it.
Maybe I'm the kind who prefers domesticated animals to game hunting?
If I enjoy an activity with someone, and he enjoyed it just as much, I'd like to think that (reasonably, I hope?) we can do it again, for our mutual benefit? Or is NOT doing it again part of the deal?
Am I making any sense?
It really isn't a big deal, but it boggles my mind.
And in case you were wondering, yes I'm fucking pissed off - thank you very much!
(Yes, I'm high. And yes, this is not meant to be too serius)
There is something I just don't get.
I can count three, maybe four, of all the boys that I entertained (sexually) in my very short life thus far who have behaved this way.
Are there people who literally want nothing but a one-night-stand? As in, NOT communicating with the other seems to be PART of the deal?
I've been with a guy once where the chemistry just didn't work out. He rubbed himself off within the first 15mins and came all over himself, dressed up, thanked me, and left - message received, no prob. I've also been with a thai boy who just wanted to ride me silly. I let him do it and pretended to cum just so he can blow his little load and get on with it. It worked, he was off in a couple of mins, we said goodbye, and that was that.
But usually, they will call back and ask for more... I'm talking about the ones who are at least not visibly neurotic. Or I would do the same and they'd reciprocate. All gentlemanly and businesslike.
Why? Because it makes sense!
What makes absolutely no sense to me is the following:
You have me over for six hours. We have the most intense sex ever, I make you cum four times and swallow your loads, and that's not counting all the "dry" orgasms in between. That's right, I made you shiver, moan, wiggle and squirm like a girl in ecstasy. You looked like the happiest epileptic to ever seize and squirt at once. You even thanked me for it between your forced breaths. You tell me you've never had better head before or some other generic to the same effect. Men can't really fake, especially when they have globs of liquid squirting out of their steel-hard dicks while they scream their throats out.
To say the very least, you didn't find this scenario, uh..., boring, did you? Because I would have figured otherwise by the third time you repeated it...
So what's the big deal with this kind of guy? Why do they never call back or return messages? Why do they pretend to be invisible?
Do people get turned on by wanting something and denying it to others all at once?
Or perhaps you simply never have sex unless you pump your dick in another's slot? Even when you cracked my jaw after you hit it with your haywire convulsing hip while you showered me, your chest, the bed, and the plants with your jizz?
And, while I don't mean to flatter myself, I can't help but ask... was it too intense perhaps? Can they only handle this explosive, epic, multi-orgasmic fucking once in a decade?
I don't care if you loved me or not, do YOU not want to, once more, blow more loads than you imagined can fit in your balls for one night? Or is it just too much from someone whose name you can't pronounce yet?
I just don't get it.
Maybe I'm the kind who prefers domesticated animals to game hunting?
If I enjoy an activity with someone, and he enjoyed it just as much, I'd like to think that (reasonably, I hope?) we can do it again, for our mutual benefit? Or is NOT doing it again part of the deal?
Am I making any sense?
It really isn't a big deal, but it boggles my mind.
And in case you were wondering, yes I'm fucking pissed off - thank you very much!
(Yes, I'm high. And yes, this is not meant to be too serius)
